Gossip Girl quotes

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Gossip Girl: looks like blair and chuck showed up with quite an apetite , for destruction that is.

Gossip Girl: Looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move, Serena. You know who'll be watching, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl: S's new boy's name is -- oh, who cares?

Gossip Girl: Serena van der Woodsen, looks like your invitation just arrived...with strings attached. Come out, come out wherever you are.

Gossip Girl: Some families actually do make the Yuletide gay, managing to leave their troubles far away. [scene cuts to the Humphreys] Other families have a merry little Christmas even when their troubles aren't so far away. [scene cuts to the van der Woodsens] Some presents might end up getting returned. Some gifts are for keeps. [scene cuts to Rufus standing outside the Palace] Other presents come when you least expect them. [scene cuts back to Bart Bass down on one knee] And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. [scene cuts to Blair picking up her phone to read Chuck's text message] Then there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. Have a holly, jolly Christmas! XOXO Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl: Speak of the devil and he doth appear -- wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B, hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

Gossip Girl: Spotted -- Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with...his heart.

Gossip Girl: Spotted -- Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime, there's no reason you can't serve your sentence in style...

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Bass, drunk off his ass, at The Palace bar drinking away his woes... and his investment capital.

Gossip Girl: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan; Mom and Dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen-- they're made.

Gossip Girl: There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.

Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all... but maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Poor Humphrey. Looks like our resident moral compass isn't such a straight arrow after all.

Gossip Girl: This just in -- we hear there's a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain blue blood. We never thought we'd say this ourselves...
Serena: There you are. What's going on?
Dan: I'll tell you what's going on. I just became your escort to the ball.
Gossip Girl: But our money's on Brooklyn for the win.

Gossip Girl: What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.

Gossip Girl: Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price...