Blair: [to Marcus] Don't worry. I'm well-versed in your lordly ways. And I'm ready to meet the queen... which I also just watched on DVD, BTW.

Chuck: [on his cell] Serena didn't come home last night.

Chuck: [Suggestively] If you want to thank me...
Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck.

Chuck: [to Serena] Why don't I turn that one-piece into a no-piece?

Chuck: [Via text message] So how did you fake your virginity for N?

Chuck: Are you following us or something?
Dan: No. I, uh, I go to your school. [He gestures to their outfits]Identical uniforms. Kind of a tip-off.
Nate: [Sarcastically] That's funny.
[They exit the bus]
Dan: [Sarcastically, to himself] So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

Chuck: How glad are you that our two families are merging together, sis?
Serena: So glad that if you ever call me that again it will be the last thing you ever say, Chuck!

Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena: [Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck: Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
Serena: How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
Chuck: I heard you didn't do that anymore.
Serena: Special occasion.
Chuck: Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.
Serena: Enough to know it's not on the menu.
Chuck: I'm connected.
Serena: Only 'cause I'm hungry.

Chuck: I thought you might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox?
Catherine: Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.
Blair: [flabbergasted] Duchess? Nice to meet you.

Chuck: Please don't leave with him
Blair: Why ? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count !
Chuck: Because you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: Because I don't want you to
Blair: That's not enough !
Chuck: What else is there ?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car.... Three words, eight letters, say it. . and i'm yours.
Chuck: I... I...
Blair: Thank you, that all I needed to hear

Chuck: Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be... violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck: And yet, you know I'm right. You're telling me if you had the chance --
Nate: I have a girlfriend.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says "seal the deal"?

Chuck: So smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.

Chuck: Something as beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.

Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

Chuck: What are you doing here?
Dan: What? Is this your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
[Dan looks up at the building, confused]
Chuck: Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.