Glee quotes
931 total quotesBrittany: It's that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.
Brittany: Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsender. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.
Brittany: Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
Brittany: Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.
Brittany: Pretty soon no one will bully us. Santa Claus can do anything and this year I asked for the Glee club to stop getting picked on.
Lauren: She's kidding, right?
Artie: Guys, this is serious. Listen up.
(Everyone gathers around Artie.)
Lauren: She's kidding, right?
Artie: Guys, this is serious. Listen up.
(Everyone gathers around Artie.)
Brittany: So, hairography-it works best when you pretend like you're being Tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. [demonstrates]
Brittany: Stop the violence.
Will: Hey! Hey! Hey! [holding Quinn and Santana apart] What is this? What happened to being a family?
Santana: Oh, please! She has a family! She's a mother!
Quinn: [Will holds her back] Walk away and tight up your pony before you get to class!
Will: Hey! Hey! Hey! [holding Quinn and Santana apart] What is this? What happened to being a family?
Santana: Oh, please! She has a family! She's a mother!
Quinn: [Will holds her back] Walk away and tight up your pony before you get to class!
Brittany: That's my man and his legs don't work!
Finn: Tenderoni!
Tina: I'm so in love I may just start crying. [kisses Mike]
Finn: Tenderoni!
Tina: I'm so in love I may just start crying. [kisses Mike]