Glee quotes

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All Seasons
 Season 1  



Brittany: I'm so sad, like a sad little panda.

Brittany: Is this what having a stroke feels like? Because I like it...

Brittany: It's that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.

Brittany: Leprechauns aren't real. I realize that now.

Brittany: Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsender. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington snuck out and I found him at Arby's.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington's poops are crispy and delicious.

Brittany: Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Brittany: Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.

Brittany: Now I know what it's like to date a baby!

Brittany: Pretty soon no one will bully us. Santa Claus can do anything and this year I asked for the Glee club to stop getting picked on.
Lauren: She's kidding, right?
Artie: Guys, this is serious. Listen up.
(Everyone gathers around Artie.)

Brittany: So, hairography-it works best when you pretend like you're being Tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. [demonstrates]

Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Brittany: Stop the violence.
Will: Hey! Hey! Hey! [holding Quinn and Santana apart] What is this? What happened to being a family?
Santana: Oh, please! She has a family! She's a mother!
Quinn: [Will holds her back] Walk away and tight up your pony before you get to class!

Brittany: That's my man and his legs don't work!
Finn: Tenderoni!
Tina: I'm so in love I may just start crying. [kisses Mike]