Glee quotes
931 total quotesBrittany: I hope you all respect that Glee Club can remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
Brittany: I love your Sweet Lady Kisses.
Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring.
Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring.
Brittany: I made him a card that said "Heart attacks are just from loving too much."
Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.
Brittany: I think I have a bun in the oven. Please don't tell anyone. Okay? Especially Artie. [closes her locker and leaves]
Santana: Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with- Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Tina: [overhears and joins her] Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Puck: [walking with Lauren and overhears] It was only a matter of time.
Lauren: For what?
Puck: Brittany to get pregnant.
Lauren: Oh. [sees Artie wheeling by] Congratulations!
Artie: For what?
Lauren: You didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're going to be a baby daddy!
Artie: [silent and shocked]
In the chorus room:
Santana: Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with- Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Tina: [overhears and joins her] Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Puck: [walking with Lauren and overhears] It was only a matter of time.
Lauren: For what?
Puck: Brittany to get pregnant.
Lauren: Oh. [sees Artie wheeling by] Congratulations!
Artie: For what?
Lauren: You didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're going to be a baby daddy!
Artie: [silent and shocked]
In the chorus room:
Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
Brittany: I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever told me how to read a calendar.
Brittany: I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Brittany: I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my own magic.
Brittany: I'm just going to dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So, your dates are really my dates.
Brittany: I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. It's Brittany, bitch.