Glee quotes
931 total quotesPuck: [to Rachel] You ready?
Rachel: [takes her mouth guard out of her mouth] Let's kick some ass!!
Rachel: [takes her mouth guard out of her mouth] Let's kick some ass!!
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
Finn: [aside to Artie] I like this kid.
Artie: [to Finn] I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go.
Sam: I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
Finn: [aside to Artie] I like this kid.
Artie: [to Finn] I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go.
Puck: Get ready, black girl from Glee Club whose name I can't remember right now; the Puckster is about to make you his.
Puck: Hey guys, why the long faces? It's Christmas Eve, or something.
[Bell ringing]
[Bell ringing]
Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair and then lost all his strength.
Santana: Samson?
Puck: Agassi.
Santana: Samson?
Puck: Agassi.
Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, ��Leggo my Eggo.' And you know what he does? He lets go of my Eggo!
Santana: You should be our nation's president.
Santana: You should be our nation's president.
Puck: I know I'm supposed to learning about grammars and stuff, but all I can think about is what color underwear Ms. C is wearing and if she knows how to dance.
Puck: I let you down, we all did. We just spent a whole week helping Santana with a secret everybody already knows and not one person took ten seconds to help you. And you're a freakin' mess. You have been for three years, ever since I knocked you up. You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special. If there's one person that I'm sure is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself, it's you.
Puck: I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
Puck: I mean, it's just a mohawk, right? I'm still Pucksaurus.
Santana: Actually, I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I'm totally not turned on by you right now.
Santana: Actually, I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I'm totally not turned on by you right now.
Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, the goofy Quarterback,
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.
Mike: [nods]
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.
Mike: [nods]
Puck: I'm human garbage. I should just lie here until the truck comes and let it crush me to death. What's the point of living when I suck so bad?