Mike: [goes to comfort Tina]
Tina: [crying harder and turns to Mike] Everyday is Valentine's Day when I'm with you. I'm so overcome with love. I love you, Mike Chang.
Will: Okay, wow. That was powerful...almost too powerful. [goes to Mike and Tina]

Mike: [nervous] ...I don't think I can do this.
Tina: It's the perfect song for this very situation.

Mike: [stops kissing Tina] Are you playing Angry Birds?

Mike: But there was salad, my mom had salad last night!
Tina: My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!

Mike: Finn, you look like you're stepping on bees!

Mike: Heeeeeeere...we go.

Mike: I don't wanna do it.
Tina: We're duets partners. You have to sing!
Mike: I don't even know if I can sing! Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine.

Mike: I got an A-, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?

Mike: I guess I don't have a dad anymore.

Mike: I'm pretty sure they just added food coloring to real slush in the parking lot.
Lauren: You can eat that you know.

Mike: It's what I love to do. It's never gonna be a waste of time.

Mike: We should go to Asian couples therapy.
Tina: Why does it have to be Asian!

Mike: You kinda have this one move, Kurt. It's like this sashay and it's super distracting.

Mr. Fabray: You [points to Finn] Get out of my house.
Quinn: Daddy ... can't we talk about this? Finn is a good guy...he loves me.
Mr. Fabray: You, too.
Finn: What? You can't do that; she didn't do anything wrong! Please, Mrs. Fabray��
Quinn: Don't bother, Finn. If she wanted to do something, she would've done when she found out that I was pregnant.
Mr. Fabray: You knew?
Mrs. Fabray: I ... no, she didn't tell me anything.
Quinn: But you knew. And I needed you. I needed my mom! And you were so scared about what he would do, if he found out that I was pregnant. So you just pushed it aside, like we do with every other bad feeling in this house. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...
Mr. Fabray: No, do not turn this on us! You are the disappointment here!
Quinn: Why? Because I'm not a little girl anymore? Because I made a mistake?
Mr. Fabray: Who are you? I don't recognize you at all.
Quinn: I'm your daughter who loves you. And I know this must be really hard for you, but I just need my daddy to hold me, and tell me it's gonna be okay.

Mrs. Evans: Can you two go into the other room and make yourselves busy?
Rachel: Of course.
Finn: Yeah, I'm really good a looking busy.