Glee quotes
931 total quotesMercedes: So what are we going to do now?
Rachel: I think we should write original songs for Regionals.
Santana: All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time?
[Everyone raises their hands except Quinn, Finn and Puck.]
Rachel: I think we should write original songs for Regionals.
Santana: All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time?
[Everyone raises their hands except Quinn, Finn and Puck.]
Mercedes: That's not what I'm talking about. [writes something on a board, stands on her chair and holds the board up that says "Tots"]
[Teenagers in the lunchroom see the sign and stand up.]
[Teenagers in the lunchroom see the sign and stand up.]
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and according to everyone at this school, we still suck.
Flashback
Flashback
Mercedes: Well guys, [looks at her watch] it's noon. Which means, it's official.
Sam: What's official?
Kurt: My transfer! Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley!
Sam: What's official?
Kurt: My transfer! Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley!
Mercedes: Well if we're all in then it's settled. The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza is officially a go.
Mercedes: Why do we have to go all vanilla on this song? See, what we need is my chocolate thunder.
Will: We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. But don't worry; we'll find something else for you to dip in chocolate.
Will: We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. But don't worry; we'll find something else for you to dip in chocolate.
Mercedes: Y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. How is that okay?
Mercedes: You'll forget all about it at bowling.
Kurt: I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.
Kurt: I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.
Michael Chang Sr.: My grandmother in China knew three English phrases. 'Coca-Cola', 'Kiss my grits' and 'Harvard University'. Deep in Hubei province, this old woman knew the best school in America. That's where my son belongs.
Mike Chang Sr.: This is your path, son, so you must follow it, and make us proud. And your mother and I, we will help you follow it however we can. Apply to dance schools, the best ones.
Mike, Tina and Mercedes: (walking and talking in the hallway)
(Karofsky, Azimo and another football player are walking towards them with slushies in their hands. They splash the slushies at Mike, Tina and Mercedes.)
(Karofsky, Azimo and another football player are walking towards them with slushies in their hands. They splash the slushies at Mike, Tina and Mercedes.)