Glee quotes
931 total quotesKurt Hummel: . Thank you Dad.
Hummel: You're welcome.
[Kurt leaves. Burt sighs a deep sigh of relief] In the hallways:
Hummel: You're welcome.
[Kurt leaves. Burt sighs a deep sigh of relief] In the hallways:
Kurt: (noticing Dave starting to cry) What's wrong?
Dave: I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. I'm just so sorry for what i did to you.
Kurt: I know. I know.
Dave: (noticing a girl walking by) Cool. Thanks. Remember... you wait for me here, alright?
Dave: I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. I'm just so sorry for what i did to you.
Kurt: I know. I know.
Dave: (noticing a girl walking by) Cool. Thanks. Remember... you wait for me here, alright?
Kurt: [after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]
Kurt: [reading] Dear Kurt, Happy Valentine's Day. I think I love you. [looks up with a confused expression] Wait, you think you love me?
[The secret admirer pulls off the gorilla mask and reveals himself as Dave Karofsky, smiling.]
[The secret admirer pulls off the gorilla mask and reveals himself as Dave Karofsky, smiling.]
Kurt: [to Blaine] How are we gonna win Regionals if I have the sexual appeal of a baby penguin?
Kurt: [turns to Santana and Brittany] AND STOP PUTTING UP THOSE POSTERS! [leaves]
Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn.
Santana: No! Look, this campaign is brilliant.
Brittany: Really?
Santana: Completely! If he doesn't get it then he doesn't deserve to have you as his campaign manager. There's no one like you. You're a genius, Brittany. You are the unicorn.
Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn.
Santana: No! Look, this campaign is brilliant.
Brittany: Really?
Santana: Completely! If he doesn't get it then he doesn't deserve to have you as his campaign manager. There's no one like you. You're a genius, Brittany. You are the unicorn.
Kurt: A Latina Eve Harrington. Okay if you are going to be gay, you simply must know who that is.
Kurt: Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.
Kurt: Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee club terror.