Glee quotes

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 Season 1  



Finn: Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.

Finn: Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully".
Quinn: Yeah, killed us. We lost.

Finn: So how much did we raise?
Puck: $210 bucks and that's after my cut.
Finn: (frowns)
Puck: I'm kidding.
Rachel: Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas alone.
Will: Yes Rachel, I am.
Rachel: Well I know how painful being alone can be so if you want you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese food and watch the Main Event.
Will: Well thanks Rachel but I think I'm going to pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.
(Everyone walks back into the chorus room and stop in their tracks with stunned looks on their faces.)

Finn: Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.

Finn: That was awesome!
Tina: I think we got second place in the bag!
Rachel: Screw that! We're gonna win this!

Finn: That's an image I'll never be able to get out of my mind.
Rachel: Give me a dollar.
Finn: What?
Rachel: Just give me a dollar.
Finn: [gives Rachel a dollar and Rachel approaches Sam]
Sam: [shocked] Rachel. Rachel!

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Finn: They're personifying you!
Rachel: Objectifying.

Finn: This was Jean's favorite song.
Sam: [turns on a television]
[Music begins to play.]

Finn: U.S. History. Crap, I forgot I was taking that.

Finn: Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!
Artie: When in doubt, go with socks!
Mike: A wok is always good!
Rory: What about soil?
Blaine: I agree with Artie about the socks.
Puck: See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.
Kurt: [putting on lotion and eavesdropping]
[Flashback ends]

Finn: Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Finn: We got this. [holds out his fist]
Blaine: Yeah we do. [pounds Finn's fist]

Finn: We live in Ohio ... not New York, or San Francisco, or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried. I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. Why can't you just work harder at blending in?
Kurt: I'm sure that'd be easier for you.

Finn: We're all worried about you.
Santana: Worry about yourself, fetus face.