Finn: I'm Finn Hudson and I'd like to audition for the Cheerios.

Finn: I'm just so confused in my head right now.

Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

Finn: I've got high school hero, life zero written all over me. Except I have you. Rachel.

Finn: If she found out, she'd break up with me.
Santana: And that would be bad because?
Finn: Because I'm in love with her and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
Santana: Don't you see that that midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville?
Finn: Stop it, Santana, that's my girlfriend! I think you should leave.
Santana: [Gets up] Okay. Well, maybe I'll tell her. I mean, if you two broke up, we'd be free to see each other, right?
Rachel: [Walks in] Hey. What are you guys doing?
Santana: Nothing. I was just leaving.
Rachel: Aren't you going to tell me how pretty I look?
Finn: You look amazing.
Rachel: What?
Finn: I... I just really love you.
Rachel: I love you, too.

Finn: Is it true?
Brittany: No, of course not.
Finn: So you're not leaving the New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you were talking about the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

Finn: It's like you can't see their eyes so they have all the power. I could be looking at your boobs and you'd have no idea.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: It's nutty in there. I tried to talk sense into Rachel, but she's gone all chick batty.

Finn: Karofsky plays right guard. If he gets pissed at me, I'm gonna get sacked more times than Jay Cutler, which means we're gonna lose, which means Beiste is gonna make Sam quarterback.
Rachel: Is being quarterback more important to you than helping out the kid who's gonna be your stepbrother?
Finn: We both know I can help him more if I stay on top. Kurt's gonna be fine. Rachel, I'm sorry, I want to, but I can't.
Rachel: I've never been so disappointed in you before.

Finn: Like the song says all I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: Aww. All I want for Christmas is you too...and 5 things on that list. [kisses Finn] I love you. [walks away]
Finn: Holy crap, I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn: Look, I'm getting to the point in my life where I kind of need to be honest with myself about who I am.
Kurt: And who is that?
Finn: Not you. Not Rachel.
Kurt: That's the point, Finn. There are plenty of us, trust me. The one thing that Glee Clubs and theater programs don't have is the hot straight football player who can sing and sort of dance. You're unique, Finn. And I can't see this proposal thing as anything else but you giving up on yourself.

Finn: Man, this is trouble.
Will: Big trouble.

Finn: My dad was a war hero. I have an obligation to him to be a good man, to make something of myself, to help people like he did.

Finn: Never learned to tie a tie.
Santana: Sit down, Frankenteen. You know you're losing it. Sam's clearly the new glee favorite, he's going to be starting quarterback...
Finn: What's your point?
Santana: You need a coolness injection. Y'know if you were honest and told people we did it last year, you would go from uncool to Chilly Willy.
Finn: Maybe. But I can't do that.
[Flashback to Finn and Rachel in Rachel's room kissing]