Finn: Before we do this, I just need to know. Why now?

Finn: Brush and floss time. Gotta keep up the oral hygiene if I'm gonna satisfy all of you.

Finn: Can we not fight for just one day? It's already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.

Finn: Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.

Finn: Coach Beiste, we think you're awesome. And even though you're all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn't mean you're not the opposite on the inside.
Sam: Like a chocolate turtle.
Finn: Totally. You're nougaty.

Finn: Come here. [hugs Rachel] This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?

Finn: Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're super delicious. Please, Grilled Cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie & I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean, you did kind of screw him in the leg department. And in return, Cheesy Lord, I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee club.

Finn: Dude, that rocks! It's, like, gay Braveheart.

Finn: Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim?
Nurse: I'm not Muslim, I'm Sikh.
Kurt: She's gonna see if acupuncture will improve the circulation to my dad's brain. Amazingly needles pierce the skin better than psalms.... Can you all please leave now?
Rachel: [leaving] We just wanted to do something.

Finn: Everyone in this room knows about you and Brittany and we don't judge you for it. We celebrate it because it's who you are.

Finn: Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Finn: Have you ever heard of the term 'trash talk'?
Rory: Is that when you discuss trash?

Finn: He died a hero's death, right?
Carol: He died in Cincinnati. Your dad was a good man. He was brave and true. He had the same goofy sense of humor you do. But he didn't die in Iraq. He served over there but something happened to him. I never found out what. I don't know if he did something or saw something or just lost his way but he broke. After being dishonorably discharged, he had a drug problem that he tried to get over when he came home. For you mostly but then he would just disappear for a day or a week sometimes. One day he just didn't come back. It was an overdose.

Finn: Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.
Rory: Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.
Kurt: Jesus?
Rory: [weird look]
Blaine: [to Kurt] No.

Finn: Hey, break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.
Finn: I really like your song.
Rachel: Listen carefully because, I mean every word of it.