Figgins: Sue, the directors, both from the Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf, have informed me that you gave them the New Directions' set list.
Sue: You have no proof.
Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios' letterhead.
Sue: I didn't do it.
Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester".
Sue: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!
Sue: Forgeries.
Figgins: Sue, there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
Sue: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case.

Finn: (after talking to Rachel about her confidence) You know, she may be making a comeback. (walks away)
Rachel: (smiles softly)

Finn: [about Holly Holliday] Kinda hard not to like this woman.

Finn: [coming downstairs] Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.

Finn: [Crying] Don't you feel anything anymore? This is real. This is happening.
Quinn: [Tear rolls down her cheek] Are you happy now? Is this me feeling enough for you?
Finn: I-I'm sorry, I still love yo-
Quinn: Just don't touch me!

Finn: [narrating] I was really excited about my Glee Club recruit poster design. I made it super masculine just like these pamphlets I saw some Army guys passing out at a daycare center. Then I heard something. [Finn hears a student singing in the shower] It was the new transfer kid. I saw him tapping his foot when we were busting it out in the courtyard the other day. I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.

Finn: [pushes Jesse off Rachel] Hey! Dude, keep it PG.
Jesse: Dude, it's none of YB, your business.
Finn: Well this is my school so it is my business.
Jesse: Well, this isn't your girlfriend so beat it, MJ.
[They push each other. Quinn and Rachel try to stop them, Finn punches Jesse]

Finn: [to Kurt] Are you freaking insane?

Finn: [to Rachel about Jesse] When are you going to realize, that he's not into you like I am.

Finn: [To Rachel] Hey! We need to talk. We had a chance of getting things back together at Mr. Schue's until you bailed. You're our leader, Rachel. I mean, the way you're on at everyone all the time is annoying, but it's also what keeps the club motivated. You and I are going to fix this. We are going to Regionals and we're going to win this thing.
[Rachel kisses Finn, and smiles.]

Finn: All right, everyone, listen carefully. Puck's scheduled to arrive at the Schneider's pool at 2:00 p.m., which means he should be there at 3:30. Sam, you're the driver, so stay in the car.
Sam: Well, can I play with the radio?
Finn: Rory, you're on lookout here.
Rory: Who am I looking out for? I mean, besides Puck?
Finn: Blaine, Mike and myself will triangulate a very carefully planned attack on Puck here, here and here.
Blaine: Is that a bear I'm hiding behind?
Finn: No, no, it's a bush.
Blaine: Looks like a bear.
Finn: But it's not a bear. It's a bush.
Rory: Maybe a shrub.
Sam: What's the difference between a shrub and a bush?
Artie: What do I do?
Finn: Oh, that's the best part. You're going to be the bait. So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair into the pool, and all of a sudden, we...

Finn: And just like a famous athlete I want to give to a charity. You guys. So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch and donating the proceeds to glee club to help us-
Mercedes: Don't even act like you want to help this glee club out. You just want to kiss a bunch of girls.
Santana: I've kissed him, and can I just say? Not worth the buck. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs.
Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down?
Santana: No, not really.
Finn: 'Cause you always seemed to be meddling in everyone else's business.
Santana: Oh please. You guys love me. I keep it real and I'm hilarious.
Lauren: Actually, you're just a bitch.
[Everyone laughs and gasps in shock.]

Finn: Are we a part of something special? You and me?
Rachel: Yes.

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

Finn: At some point you have to grow up and stop being an idiot.
Brittany: What did you just call me?