Glee quotes
931 total quotesEmma: I just got back from the emergency room. I had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that the full Silkwood.
Will: What happened?
Emma: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
Will: What happened?
Emma: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
Emma: I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.
Emma: I'm not going to stand for this anymore. I'm not. I'm putting my foot down and I'm finally sticking up for myself. You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut! Everybody should know that and you should know that I'm through with you.
(Finn, Puck and Jesse are shocked after just seeing Rachel's video of 'Run Joey Run' and have found out they were triple cast)
(Finn, Puck and Jesse are shocked after just seeing Rachel's video of 'Run Joey Run' and have found out they were triple cast)
Emma: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
Kurt: Oh, Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
Kurt: Oh, Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
Emma: Sue should join the Glee club.
Will: Wait, what?
Sue: No, rather be dead.
Will: Wait, what?
Sue: No, rather be dead.
Emma: Uh, more importantly, you didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23. God works in all kinds of mysterious ways, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time trying to speak to us through sandwiches. You look disappointed.
Finn: I am. It was sort of cool feeling like I had this direct line to God. Now I just feel like everybody else, you know, like we're all just floating around in space. I don't like that.
Emma: You're not alone. The big questions are really big for a reason--they're hard. But you know what? Absolutely everyone struggles with them.
Finn: I am. It was sort of cool feeling like I had this direct line to God. Now I just feel like everybody else, you know, like we're all just floating around in space. I don't like that.
Emma: You're not alone. The big questions are really big for a reason--they're hard. But you know what? Absolutely everyone struggles with them.
Emma: What happened to you, Sue? What horrible, horrible thing happened to you that made you such a miserable tyrant?"
Sue: Have a seat. Since I was a little girl, I've had exactly one hero. My big sister. You know how much I worshipped her? She was the sun and the moon to me. And while I was still very young, I noticed that other people didn't feel the way I did. People were rude to her. They were cruel. They laughed at her, and so I began to pray. I prayed every night for her to get better. And nothing changed. So I prayed harder. And after awhile I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough. It's that no one was listening. Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, however comforting, isn't a moral thing to do. It's cruel.
Emma: Don't you think that's just a little bit arrogant?
Sue: It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God, and if they don't accept it, no matter how open-hearted, or honest their dissent, they're going to hell. Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it?
Sue: Have a seat. Since I was a little girl, I've had exactly one hero. My big sister. You know how much I worshipped her? She was the sun and the moon to me. And while I was still very young, I noticed that other people didn't feel the way I did. People were rude to her. They were cruel. They laughed at her, and so I began to pray. I prayed every night for her to get better. And nothing changed. So I prayed harder. And after awhile I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough. It's that no one was listening. Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, however comforting, isn't a moral thing to do. It's cruel.
Emma: Don't you think that's just a little bit arrogant?
Sue: It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God, and if they don't accept it, no matter how open-hearted, or honest their dissent, they're going to hell. Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it?
Emma: You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?
Will: Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you.
Will: Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you.
Everyone: Cheers.
Rachel: To Ke$ha!
Figgins: And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Key-dollar-sign-ha, New Directions.
Rachel: To Ke$ha!
Figgins: And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Key-dollar-sign-ha, New Directions.