Frisky Dingo quotes
250 total quotesKillface: [To his son Simon] I hate to say it, but frankly, you're becoming something of a liability. You'll never get that hermit crab at this rate.
Killface: [to Simon] I'm so proud of you. We're going to split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.
Killface: [watching Taqu'il on TV], Can't watch tellie for five seconds without seeing that jibbering hooligan and here I am reduced to ... post cards, the dry hump of marketing strategies.
Killface: All right, robots, make 'em clatter. (Deceptacles do nothing) Means drop your weapons.
Killface: And we're happy with this background?
[Dissention from the others]
Killface: It's not too Leno-y?
Trent: [enraged] If you want to be Leno-y, we can have you come down here, and you can do high fives! We could put a wig with a gray streak in your face! We can have you read off cuecards! We'll put Kevin Eubanks over there on guitar! [calms down] I shouldn't have said that.
[Killface shoots Trent, sending his severed upper body across the room.]
Brent: That was my twin brother!
Killface: [points the gun at the other two] I want it to be perfect.
[Dissention from the others]
Killface: It's not too Leno-y?
Trent: [enraged] If you want to be Leno-y, we can have you come down here, and you can do high fives! We could put a wig with a gray streak in your face! We can have you read off cuecards! We'll put Kevin Eubanks over there on guitar! [calms down] I shouldn't have said that.
[Killface shoots Trent, sending his severed upper body across the room.]
Brent: That was my twin brother!
Killface: [points the gun at the other two] I want it to be perfect.
Killface: Barnaby, my God, did you see that?
Xander: Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!
Xander: Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!
Killface: Barnaby, tell him thank you. [Xander Crews thanks him in a foreign language] Try to make it sound a little sarcastic.
Killface: Do you want to argue over it until we both die of hypothermia?
Xander: No, but I'm prepared to!
Killface: Fine, we'll do it together.
[Xander chuckles]
Killface: Would you turn six, please?!
Xander: No, but I'm prepared to!
Killface: Fine, we'll do it together.
[Xander chuckles]
Killface: Would you turn six, please?!
Killface: Don't listen to him, he's crazy!
Xander Crews: Was Patty Hearst crazy when she kidnapped the Lindbergh twins?
Killface: Barnaby - just...turn six, alright?
Xander Crews: Was Patty Hearst crazy when she kidnapped the Lindbergh twins?
Killface: Barnaby - just...turn six, alright?
Killface: Don't you have any sodding leads?
Wendell: [holding panties] Just these, I guess the assassin must've dropped them.
Val: [whispering, hidden in closet] Damn it!
Wendell: Which... [inhaling deeply from panties] actually might just be a red herring.
Wendell: [holding panties] Just these, I guess the assassin must've dropped them.
Val: [whispering, hidden in closet] Damn it!
Wendell: Which... [inhaling deeply from panties] actually might just be a red herring.
Killface: How about this: vote for me, or I push this dung heap of a planet smack into the sun!
Dottie: Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!
[Killface shoots her in the head]
Killface: Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.
Dottie: Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!
[Killface shoots her in the head]
Killface: Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.
Killface: I want to meet this hobbit of yours--Bobo T. Baggins. [pause] Oh my God, I just got that! I think I'm gonna throw up!
Killface: If there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.
[24 hours earlier in a hotel]
Wendell: [into phone] Yeah, hey I'd like a $9,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send her up too. In 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get 'em up here. [Hangs up] Had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole fucking bucket of chicken--the sandman is comin'.
[24 hours earlier in a hotel]
Wendell: [into phone] Yeah, hey I'd like a $9,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send her up too. In 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get 'em up here. [Hangs up] Had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole fucking bucket of chicken--the sandman is comin'.
Killface: It's alright, there's a failsafe.
Xander: I don't know or care what that is!
Xander: I don't know or care what that is!