Frisky Dingo quotes
250 total quotesKillface: It's the international, you know, cry for help in the wilderness, bang bang bang, three quick shots.
Xander: Where'd you hear that?
Killface: It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...
Xander: Oh, was it that movie The Bear?
Killface: Shut up, no, it was...
Xander: B.J. and the Bear?
Killface: Tony Hopkins was in it.
Xander: Oh, God, is he great?
Killface: I could watch him read the phone book.
Xander: And pay money to see it.
Xander: Where'd you hear that?
Killface: It was in...oh, God, what was it? There was this whacking great bear...
Xander: Oh, was it that movie The Bear?
Killface: Shut up, no, it was...
Xander: B.J. and the Bear?
Killface: Tony Hopkins was in it.
Xander: Oh, God, is he great?
Killface: I could watch him read the phone book.
Xander: And pay money to see it.
Killface: Maybe we should ask Trent.
[Killface picks up Trent's severed torso like a ventriliquist's dummy]
Killface: So uh.. heard you went to the doctor and uh... he had a bit of bad news for you, is that right?
Killface: [moving Trent's mouth and imitating his voice] Yeah! Turns out I have termites.
[Killface turns to the others and smiles]
[Killface picks up Trent's severed torso like a ventriliquist's dummy]
Killface: So uh.. heard you went to the doctor and uh... he had a bit of bad news for you, is that right?
Killface: [moving Trent's mouth and imitating his voice] Yeah! Turns out I have termites.
[Killface turns to the others and smiles]
Killface: Mother!
Lady Mom: Evelyn!
Xander: Evelyn?!
Killface: It's a man's name!
Lady Mom: Evelyn!
Xander: Evelyn?!
Killface: It's a man's name!
Killface: Sinn, meet Mr Watley. But don't get too friendly. I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.
Sinn: Charmed
[the two stare deeply in each other's eyes]
Watley: [strains as a plopping sound is heard]
Killface: Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?
Watley: Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]
Killface: That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.
Sinn: Charmed
[the two stare deeply in each other's eyes]
Watley: [strains as a plopping sound is heard]
Killface: Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?
Watley: Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]
Killface: That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.
Killface: Son of a filthy, fat-titted whore! (Simon mumbles) Oh, piss on the swear jar!
Killface: There's your twenty billion, Brent! Drink it in! The fusion chamber alone cost nine billion. The thrusters another four! You think there's just heaps of money left over for - WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?
Brent: Uh [clears throat] Media Buy.
Killface: MEDIA BUY!?!
Valerie: Please don't kill us!
Killface: Please don't make it so appealing!
Brent: Uh [clears throat] Media Buy.
Killface: MEDIA BUY!?!
Valerie: Please don't kill us!
Killface: Please don't make it so appealing!
Killface: This bus could use a stick-up.
Xander: [blind] Yeah, it smells like shattered dreams.
Xander: [blind] Yeah, it smells like shattered dreams.
Killface: This is hopeless.
Xander: Look, don't worry man. At his age, I was like, chronic masturbater. Kinda, kinda still am. But the point is - I like it. I would like to masturbate right now in this car. You know? If I had my stuff with me. I would! What are we even talking about?
Killface: I'm talking about searching for Simon!
Xander: Oh.
Xander: Look, don't worry man. At his age, I was like, chronic masturbater. Kinda, kinda still am. But the point is - I like it. I would like to masturbate right now in this car. You know? If I had my stuff with me. I would! What are we even talking about?
Killface: I'm talking about searching for Simon!
Xander: Oh.
Killface: Three quick ones, on three...one...
Xander: Wait, why do you get to count?
Killface: God, all right, you count!
Xander: All I'm asking. One...
Killface: Oh, my God!
Xander: Damn it!
Killface: The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge. Why aren't you counting?
Xander: Wait, why do you get to count?
Killface: God, all right, you count!
Xander: All I'm asking. One...
Killface: Oh, my God!
Xander: Damn it!
Killface: The Edge! Tony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, Elle Macpherson, black guy from Oz, whacking great bear, The Edge. Why aren't you counting?
Killface: Well, a train's not an iron rooster but that's what they call it in China!
Xander Crews: Really?
Old Spice: [Laughs, speaks in chinese] It's a colorful language.
Xander Crews: Really?
Old Spice: [Laughs, speaks in chinese] It's a colorful language.
Killface: Wendell, this is the greatest campaign in the history of the wo--
[Xander's low-flying campaign jet buzzes the bus, blowing out the windows]
Killface: Son of a WHORE!
[Xander's low-flying campaign jet buzzes the bus, blowing out the windows]
Killface: Son of a WHORE!
Killface: What a colossal waste of time, and I defy this day to get any worse.
Guy #1: [out of shot] Hey, there goes the new Scion tC!
Guy #2: Dude, that is tight!
Killface: I hate this country.
X-tacles: [driving by in Scion tC, splashing puddle all over Killface] Scion tC! Scion tC!
Killface: Son-of-a-whore! Yes, have fun driving your new Scion tC around on the sun!
Guy #1: [out of shot] Hey, there goes the new Scion tC!
Guy #2: Dude, that is tight!
Killface: I hate this country.
X-tacles: [driving by in Scion tC, splashing puddle all over Killface] Scion tC! Scion tC!
Killface: Son-of-a-whore! Yes, have fun driving your new Scion tC around on the sun!
Killface: What are you doing here?
Xander: Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.
Xander: Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.
Killface: What on earth are you wearing?
Xander: It's a halo, idiot! Not grab bars.
Killface: Are those underoos?
Xander: I'm Awesome X!
Killface: Oh...
Xander: Ta-da.
Killface: I don't...know if I ever knew that. (Simon mumbles) Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Xander: Snip-snap.
Killface: Snip-snap, indeed.
Xander: It's a halo, idiot! Not grab bars.
Killface: Are those underoos?
Xander: I'm Awesome X!
Killface: Oh...
Xander: Ta-da.
Killface: I don't...know if I ever knew that. (Simon mumbles) Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.
Xander: Snip-snap.
Killface: Snip-snap, indeed.