Frasier quotes

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[Lilith is criticising Frasier's advice on air]
Frasier: Well, Seattle, we have a celebrity of sorts on the line. This is my ex-wife, Lilith.
Lilith: What do you mean by "celebrity"?
Frasier: [darkly] Oh, they know you!

[Martin and Daphne are singing Deck the Halls]
Frasier: Excuse me, excuse me. Exactly how long have I been asleep?

[Niles has discovered a new party game, in which contestants select a meal, aria and wine to take to a desert island. He gives his choices]
Niles: The coulibiac of salmon at Guy Savoy, "Vissi d'arte" from Tosca, and the Côtes du Rhône Châteauneuf-du-Pape '47.
Frasier: You are so predictable!

[Niles is substituting for Frasier on his radio show.]
Niles: Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier's radio shoes, I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian. So there'll be no blaming mother today!

[On the subject of a film (likely to have been Basic Instinct)]
Niles: Have you seen that movie? Maris and I rented the video. I don't mind telling you we pushed our beds together that night! And that was no mean feat; her room, as you know, is across the hall!

[While brawling over thier inability to write a book, due to their sibling rivalry]
Niles: My God, My God! I'm having a flashback! You're climbing in my crib and jumping on me!
Frasier: You stole my mommy!