CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesCalleigh: People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
Alexx: Is that true?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Alexx: Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
Alexx: Is that true?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Alexx: Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
Calleigh: So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?
Ryan: Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.
Calleigh: [Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.
Ryan: Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...
Ryan: Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.
Calleigh: [Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.
Ryan: Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...
Calleigh: So I guess the kidnapper was driving a red sports car. It's not exactly subtle...
Speed: Neither is murder.
Speed: Neither is murder.
Calleigh: So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.
Ryan: Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
Calleigh: What ever happened to "get a room"?
Ryan: Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
Calleigh: What ever happened to "get a room"?
Calleigh: So you believe the Professor, that someone stole his car and then ever so kindly put it back?
Calleigh: So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?
Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
Calleigh: Sometimes it's difficult to have family.
Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.
Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.
Calleigh: Take another one.
Kenwall Duquesne: What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
Calleigh: You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!
Kenwall Duquesne: What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
Calleigh: You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!
Calleigh: Take your clothes off.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
Calleigh: That smells good.
Eric: A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
Eric: A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
Calleigh: The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.
Natalia: Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.
Natalia: Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.
Calleigh: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.
Ryan: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
Ryan: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
Calleigh: Two bodies, one hotel...any connection?
Tripp: Saturday during cruise season.
Calleigh: Say no more.
Tripp: Saturday during cruise season.
Calleigh: Say no more.