CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesCalleigh: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Nice tan.
Calleigh: [Smiles.] Five days in Antigua. First vacation I've had in a long time.
Eric: Yeah? I saw Jake outside. Got the same tan.
Eric: Nice tan.
Calleigh: [Smiles.] Five days in Antigua. First vacation I've had in a long time.
Eric: Yeah? I saw Jake outside. Got the same tan.
Calleigh: I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.
Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!
Calleigh: I'm the one in pain!
Jake: I've got the emotional scars!
Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!
Calleigh: I'm the one in pain!
Jake: I've got the emotional scars!
Calleigh: I heard about our shark girl. Is this her?
Alexx: Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.
Alexx: Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.
Calleigh: I would really love to be friends with you, John.
Hagen: [Sighs.] The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.
Hagen: [Sighs.] The harshest thing a woman can say to a man.
Calleigh: Injuries say violence, husband says sex. Hopefully we can figure out which is true.
Ryan: Well, that's a fine line with some people.
Ryan: Well, that's a fine line with some people.
Calleigh: Is it as bad as it looks?
Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.
Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.
Calleigh: Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?
Alexx: It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.
Alexx: It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.
Calleigh: It's a feather!
Eric: Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.
Calleigh: Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?
Eric: Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.
Calleigh: Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?
Calleigh: It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.
Ryan: Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.
Ryan: Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.
Calleigh: Leech saliva...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...
Calleigh: Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.
Eric: That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
Calleigh: And why our job just got a lot harder!
Eric: That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
Calleigh: And why our job just got a lot harder!
Calleigh: Miss Lockhart, this is going to sound strange, but most people have somewhat matching wedding bands. You're wearing an heirloom, his is gold.
Lockhart: We're married... just not to each other.
Lockhart: We're married... just not to each other.
Calleigh: My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
Calleigh: My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.
Kenwall Duquesne: My car was involved in an incident last night.
Horatio: Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
Calleigh: My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
Horatio: So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
Kenwall Duquesne: My car was involved in an incident last night.
Horatio: Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
Calleigh: My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
Horatio: So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
Calleigh: Pawn-shop guy said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.
Eric: Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.
Eric: Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.