Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesBobby Ellsworth: Welcome to the gutter! We've been expecting you! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Beavis: [doing a high-pitched impersonation] WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Beavis: [doing a high-pitched impersonation] WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Bobby Gillespie: Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey...
Beavis: Hey Butt-head what's he saying? Get your rock salt? What's rock salt?
Butt-head: Uh...you know, like, doing it.
Beavis: Oh, really? It seems like uh...like most songs are about doing it.
Butt-head: Uh...yeah. You got a problem with that, Beavis?
Beavis: Uh, no...
Butt-head: That's the way it should be.
Beavis: Uh...oh yeah.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head what's he saying? Get your rock salt? What's rock salt?
Butt-head: Uh...you know, like, doing it.
Beavis: Oh, really? It seems like uh...like most songs are about doing it.
Butt-head: Uh...yeah. You got a problem with that, Beavis?
Beavis: Uh, no...
Butt-head: That's the way it should be.
Beavis: Uh...oh yeah.
Bobby Gillespie: Whores keep whoring, junkies keep scoring...
Beavis: Um...wha'd he say?
Butt-head: Uh...I think he said something about whores, and like, junk.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool.
Butt-head: Yeah, you can't beat that.
Beavis: Yeah I can!
Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. [slaps Beavis, who screams] Don't start with me today.
Beavis: I wasn't. I was starting with me.
Beavis: Um...wha'd he say?
Butt-head: Uh...I think he said something about whores, and like, junk.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool.
Butt-head: Yeah, you can't beat that.
Beavis: Yeah I can!
Butt-head: Dammit, Beavis. [slaps Beavis, who screams] Don't start with me today.
Beavis: I wasn't. I was starting with me.
Both: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Beavis: Turn it up, Butt-head, turn it up! Come on!
Butt-head: Okay Beavis. Don't cop that attitude with me. [turns the volume down]
Beavis: No, no, that's the wrong way, Butt-head, come on!
Butt-head: Oh. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go] Here we go.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, kick some ass!
Butt-head: Rock, rock, rock!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah!
Beavis: Turn it up, Butt-head, turn it up! Come on!
Butt-head: Okay Beavis. Don't cop that attitude with me. [turns the volume down]
Beavis: No, no, that's the wrong way, Butt-head, come on!
Butt-head: Oh. [turns the volume up as loud as it can go] Here we go.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, kick some ass!
Butt-head: Rock, rock, rock!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah!
Boy's playing basketball: (to a boy taking a foul shot) CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,CHOKE
Beavis: (joining in) Yea, Yea, CHOKE!, CHOKE!!! (remeberring Butt-Head is choking) Uhh... nachos, yea nachos.
Beavis: (joining in) Yea, Yea, CHOKE!, CHOKE!!! (remeberring Butt-Head is choking) Uhh... nachos, yea nachos.
Burger World Manager: [counting money] fifty, sixty, sixty five-
Butt-head: Twelve.
Burger World Manager: Shut up. [counts in the background]
Beavis: One! Twenty-five cents.
Butt-head: Uh, Sixty-nine.
Beavis: Number two.
Burger World Manager: Eighty three, eighty four, SHUT UP.
Butt-head: Twelve.
Burger World Manager: Shut up. [counts in the background]
Beavis: One! Twenty-five cents.
Butt-head: Uh, Sixty-nine.
Beavis: Number two.
Burger World Manager: Eighty three, eighty four, SHUT UP.
Burger World Manager: You don't get workers compensation for fighting, it has to be an accident.
Beavis: You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?
Beavis: You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?
Buster: ZAT YOU, SANTY CLAUS!?!?
[Beavis does a spit take]
Butt-head: This guy seems pretty cool!
[Beavis does a spit take]
Butt-head: This guy seems pretty cool!
Butt-Head: [infected with a string of diseases] Being a werewolf hurts my bones...
Butt-Head: [working for tech-support] Uhh, ma'am, can you say trackball again?
Woman: Track...ball...
Woman: Track...ball...
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis, huh huh huh. If you like, abstract a chick, huh huh huh, then I can like, stick it in her taco! Huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh heh heh m heh No way, Butt-Head! We have to like, give her the Spanish Fly first!
Butt-Head: What the hell do you think I'm talking about, butt plug?!?!
Beavis: Um, I uh, oh yeah, yeah heh heh heh m heh...
[Tommy, the student who's consumed the Spanish Fly, has got a scared Beavis in a wrestling position]
Beavis: Heh heh heh m heh No way, Butt-Head! We have to like, give her the Spanish Fly first!
Butt-Head: What the hell do you think I'm talking about, butt plug?!?!
Beavis: Um, I uh, oh yeah, yeah heh heh heh m heh...
[Tommy, the student who's consumed the Spanish Fly, has got a scared Beavis in a wrestling position]
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, this guy sounds like you.
Beavis: Shut up, fartknocker!
Beavis: Shut up, fartknocker!