3rd Rock from the Sun quotes
195 total quotesSally: The Official Boy Scouts' Guidebook. Who're the Boy Scouts?
Harry: They're an elite, prepubescent, paramilitary society and I'm going to follow their ways.
Sally: But Harry, you're neither elite nor prepubescent.
Harry: All in good time, Sally... all in good time.
Harry: They're an elite, prepubescent, paramilitary society and I'm going to follow their ways.
Sally: But Harry, you're neither elite nor prepubescent.
Harry: All in good time, Sally... all in good time.
Sally: Don't listen to him, he's just a kid.
Salesman: Oh, don't worry. I used to be a kid myself... a long time ago. [laughs] Say there, sport, you like girls?
Tommy: Yeah. Sorry.
Salesman: Oh, don't worry. I used to be a kid myself... a long time ago. [laughs] Say there, sport, you like girls?
Tommy: Yeah. Sorry.
Sally: Don, what happens to people? Are they born mad or do one day their minds just snap?
Officer Don: If only we knew, Sally. One minute little Johnny Normal is on his paper route and the next there's a pile of dead bank guards and Johnny is using Grandma as a human shield.
Officer Don: If only we knew, Sally. One minute little Johnny Normal is on his paper route and the next there's a pile of dead bank guards and Johnny is using Grandma as a human shield.
Sally: I'm part of a community--a community that embraces wholesome, American values. And if you cross us... we will destroy you.
Sally: I've seen stuff that would make your eyes burst out of your sockets and splatter against the wall... in fact, I've seen that, too.
Sally: It says here the average American uses 4.1 pounds of butter a year.
Tommy: Orally?
Tommy: Orally?
Sally: It's what women are supposed to do; get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
Sally: The worst part is I'm still a virgin!
Mary: Oh my God, you're a virgin?
Sally: Yes, it's horrible!
Mary: No, it's perfectly all right for you to save yourself for the right man.
Sally: Like you did for Dick?
Mary: [a shocked look on her face, after a long pause] Yes.
Mary: Oh my God, you're a virgin?
Sally: Yes, it's horrible!
Mary: No, it's perfectly all right for you to save yourself for the right man.
Sally: Like you did for Dick?
Mary: [a shocked look on her face, after a long pause] Yes.
Sally: You could never handle my job.
Harry: I could do it with my eyes closed!
Tommy: You do everything with your eyes closed.
Harry: I could do it with my eyes closed!
Tommy: You do everything with your eyes closed.
Sally: Dick, women are trouble. I should know! I've been one for two weeks!
Dick: I know, which brings up another point. I command you to shave under your arms.
Sally: Doable. I'm sorry you find me so offensive (tears up)
Dick: Dammit! Pull yourself together, man! We're going out.
Sally: Ok, give me an hour.
Dick: An hour?
Sally: I got to rotate these (indicating breasts). It's a party!
Dick: I know, which brings up another point. I command you to shave under your arms.
Sally: Doable. I'm sorry you find me so offensive (tears up)
Dick: Dammit! Pull yourself together, man! We're going out.
Sally: Ok, give me an hour.
Dick: An hour?
Sally: I got to rotate these (indicating breasts). It's a party!
Sally: How would you like your eyes in the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it?
Dr. Hamlin: [sounding delighted] Oh, the Amazon is going to manhandle me!
Dr. Hamlin: [sounding delighted] Oh, the Amazon is going to manhandle me!
Sally: I'll give you your promotion if you don't say the word "really" in the next sixty seconds.
Harry: Really?
Sally You lose!
Harry: Really?
Sally You lose!
Sally: Wait a minute, something about this doesn't wash. She's doing something (gasps) Now I remember! I read about this. She's distorting the truth!
Dick: Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Sally: Oh wake up and snort the coffee. (pause) Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.
Dick: We're colleagues! I trust her! I command you to be like her!
Sally: Like what?
Dick: Like a woman.
Sally: Fine! I can woman.
Dick: Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Sally: Oh wake up and snort the coffee. (pause) Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.
Dick: We're colleagues! I trust her! I command you to be like her!
Sally: Like what?
Dick: Like a woman.
Sally: Fine! I can woman.
Sally: You just can't imagine what it feels like, Dick. It's like he reached in... and pulled all the bones out of my body... [starts crying]
Dick: My God, what are you doing?
Sally: [wipes her tears] Apparently I'm leaking!
Dick: Well, stop!
Dick: My God, what are you doing?
Sally: [wipes her tears] Apparently I'm leaking!
Dick: Well, stop!
Strudwick: My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!
Dick: "Ragamuffin"?! Sally, throw him out; Harry, bring me a dictionary.
Dick: "Ragamuffin"?! Sally, throw him out; Harry, bring me a dictionary.