3rd Rock from the Sun quotes
195 total quotesMary: [referring to Dick] I wouldn't be caught dead going out with that scab.
Dick: Well, couldn't you put a band-aid over it?
Dick: Well, couldn't you put a band-aid over it?
Mary: Does this mean you've come to your senses and you're going to apologize to Nina?
Dick: No, I will never come to my senses!
Dick: No, I will never come to my senses!
Mary: Have a little compassion, Sally. We're healthy; we have to help him.
Sally: I say he's lame. Shoot him.
Sally: I say he's lame. Shoot him.
Mary: Hey Dick. What's with all the Rusty burgers?
Dick: Ah, well I'm just uh, preparing box lunches for the homeless.
Mary: Why are putting all of the food in the trash?
Dick: It makes them more comfortable. Mary- you can be so insenitive!
Dick: Ah, well I'm just uh, preparing box lunches for the homeless.
Mary: Why are putting all of the food in the trash?
Dick: It makes them more comfortable. Mary- you can be so insenitive!
Mary: I am so hungover!
Dick: Oh! Well, Mary, that's just nature's way of telling you what a tramp you are.
Dick: Oh! Well, Mary, that's just nature's way of telling you what a tramp you are.
Mary: I think it's unfair that you demand Sally do whatever you want as if you were... king of the universe!
Dick: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.
Dick: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.
Mary: So you're going to let this woman control your life?
Dick: No, just the lunch part. [a beat] My favorite part.
Dick: No, just the lunch part. [a beat] My favorite part.
Mary: This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!
Dick: Once again I come in second.
Dick: Once again I come in second.
Mary: What did your father tell you about the family?
Dick: Not a lot. He, uh... lost his mouth in the war.
Dick: Not a lot. He, uh... lost his mouth in the war.
Mary: You wanted to see me, Dick?
Dick: Oh, Mary, thank God! I wanted to show you that if you mix up the letters in your last name, it spells "lab right!"
[pause]
Mary: Okay, but wh-what was the emergency that couldn't wait another second that made me... get off the phone with Chancellor?
Dick: Lab right!
Dick: Oh, Mary, thank God! I wanted to show you that if you mix up the letters in your last name, it spells "lab right!"
[pause]
Mary: Okay, but wh-what was the emergency that couldn't wait another second that made me... get off the phone with Chancellor?
Dick: Lab right!
Mary: They opened a Hard Rock Café in Vietnam. The world's changed, huh?
Dick: It certainly has. Did you know it used to be entirely covered with ice?
Dick: It certainly has. Did you know it used to be entirely covered with ice?
Michael: You see, I would like to stay very much, but your government isn't so nice.
Sally: Except for Abraham Lincoln, right?
Sally: Except for Abraham Lincoln, right?
Minister: We are gathered here, before God....
Dick: Now, which one of those guys is God?
Mary: Will you be quiet?
Dick: Okay, but be sure to introduce me later, because I want some answers.
Dick: Now, which one of those guys is God?
Mary: Will you be quiet?
Dick: Okay, but be sure to introduce me later, because I want some answers.