3rd Rock from the Sun quotes
195 total quotesHarry: I lost more than a coat, Tommy. I lost a friend -- a buddy -- a companion who kept me warm when it was cold and warmer when it was kind of too hot to be wearing a coat.
Harry: I'll never forget the time I lost my virginity to ol'... what's-her-name over at... the place. Magic.
Harry: Sally, I'm starving. What's for dinner?
Sally: Oh, I made you some hamburgers--they're down at the hamburger place. All you have to do is go there, order them, and pay for them.
Sally: Oh, I made you some hamburgers--they're down at the hamburger place. All you have to do is go there, order them, and pay for them.
Harry: Thank you for seeing me, Father. I didn't know where else to turn.
Priest: Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks.
Priest: Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks.
Harry: What matters most is life itself. And the greatest thing about life is not having a purpose; it's about finding a purpose.
Harry: (holding the remote) This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand.
Harry: By the second day I could hear my inner voice, too.
Tommy: What was it saying?
Harry: I have no idea, I don't speak French.
Tommy: What was it saying?
Harry: I have no idea, I don't speak French.
Harry: I want to make the world a better place. I want to give mankind the gift... of electricity.
Tommy: They have electricity.
Harry: Ah, then my work is done!
Tommy: They have electricity.
Harry: Ah, then my work is done!
Harry: Look at the bright side, Dick: with Janet out of the way, maybe you'll get another shot at Albright.
Dick: You think?
Harry: Probably no. But hey, at least there's still the three of us.
Dick [slight pause]]: Wait, didn't there used to be four of us?
Harry: Oh, yeah! Officer Don called. "Tommy's in jail."
[Brief pause.]
Dick, Sally, Harry: JAIL? [They panic and run out of the apartment.]
Dick: You idiots!
Dick: You think?
Harry: Probably no. But hey, at least there's still the three of us.
Dick [slight pause]]: Wait, didn't there used to be four of us?
Harry: Oh, yeah! Officer Don called. "Tommy's in jail."
[Brief pause.]
Dick, Sally, Harry: JAIL? [They panic and run out of the apartment.]
Dick: You idiots!
Harry: Oh, Dick, we've got cable! Seventy-two channels! And unlike primitive free television this one you get to pay for.
Larry: I've never noticed it before, but you look capable of violence.
Dick: [picking up a chair] I'll show you who's capable of violence!
Dick: [picking up a chair] I'll show you who's capable of violence!