3rd Rock from the Sun quotes
195 total quotesDick: What kind of a place is this where you can't wave handfuls of money around in the middle of the night?
Dick: What's going on?
Nina: Oh, she's having a big affair.
Dick: What? You tramp!
Mary: Dick, it's a catered affair.
Dick: You're cheating on me and your diet?
Nina: Oh, she's having a big affair.
Dick: What? You tramp!
Mary: Dick, it's a catered affair.
Dick: You're cheating on me and your diet?
Dick: What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?
Dick: Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
Dick: Why do these people get to have their life stories in the paper? What makes them so special?
Nina: Those are the obituaries.
Dick: Well, I want one about me!
Nina: Hopefully soon.
Nina: Those are the obituaries.
Dick: Well, I want one about me!
Nina: Hopefully soon.
Dick: Why should I be concerned about gaining weight? My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around - and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride.
Dick: Women.
Tommy: Women.
Officer Don: Women.
Harry: [high-pitched voice] Women!
Dick: You can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
Harry: That's probably true.
Tommy: Women.
Officer Don: Women.
Harry: [high-pitched voice] Women!
Dick: You can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
Harry: That's probably true.
Dick: You were good: you had delivery, presence, timing, you just didn't have that indefinable something extra.
Tommy: I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend, is that too much to ask?
Dick: Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearian tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend!
Tommy: I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend, is that too much to ask?
Dick: Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearian tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend!
Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before...
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Surely you've used a paperclip.
Harry: Oh! You mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two!
Dick: You're hired.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before...
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Surely you've used a paperclip.
Harry: Oh! You mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two!
Dick: You're hired.
Dick: You've got a thing in your head.
Harry: A thing?
Dick: Cranial micro receiver chip.
Harry: In my head.
Dick: But it's not in the part you use; it's in your brain.
Harry: A thing?
Dick: Cranial micro receiver chip.
Harry: In my head.
Dick: But it's not in the part you use; it's in your brain.
Dick: [while gagged, mumbling on the telephone to Judith] Mmmph!
Judith: [sarcastically, alternating between Dick's mumblings] Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. I'm hot now. Do me. Do me all night. I know it's you, Dick. [hangs up]
Dick: Damn!
Judith: [sarcastically, alternating between Dick's mumblings] Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. I'm hot now. Do me. Do me all night. I know it's you, Dick. [hangs up]
Dick: Damn!
Dick: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!
Dick: [talking about art] What makes them strive to create this?
Tommy: Naked women.
Dick: These are not naked women, they're nudes. Nudity is the artist's passionate celebration of the human form.
Tommy: [taking an art book] Well, party on!
Tommy: Naked women.
Dick: These are not naked women, they're nudes. Nudity is the artist's passionate celebration of the human form.
Tommy: [taking an art book] Well, party on!