3rd Rock from the Sun quotes
195 total quotesTommy: Sally, you're amazing. As sick as you are, you keep taking care of us.
Sally: Yeah, I know. I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball, and yet somehow I feel compelled to nurture you. God, what a cruel disease!
Sally: Yeah, I know. I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball, and yet somehow I feel compelled to nurture you. God, what a cruel disease!
Tourist: Excuse me, we've been driving around for hours. Do you know of any hotels that have rooms?
Harry: I believe that all hotels have rooms.
Harry: I believe that all hotels have rooms.
Vicki Dubcek: [about Harry's new girlfriend Janice] You don't like her as much as me, do you?
Harry: Oh, no!... More.
Harry: Oh, no!... More.
Vicki Dubcek: How dare you use your flesh to trick me!
Harry: Well, that's what it's there for.
Harry: Well, that's what it's there for.
Vincent Strudwick: So... what'd you think of the book?
Dick: As bathroom fare? A triumph!
Dick: As bathroom fare? A triumph!
[about Tommy's teacher, Mr Randell]
Sally: He's giving off this vibe? Can't you feel it?
Dick: Yes I think I do. Does it feel like a stabbing pain in your left buttock?
Sally: Uh, no.
[Dick reaches under his chair]
Dick: Then I appear to be sitting on a tack.
[Holds up a tack]
Sally: He's giving off this vibe? Can't you feel it?
Dick: Yes I think I do. Does it feel like a stabbing pain in your left buttock?
Sally: Uh, no.
[Dick reaches under his chair]
Dick: Then I appear to be sitting on a tack.
[Holds up a tack]
[after finding out his father was "the Big Head"]
Dick: I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?
Harry: Well, let me see, your first name is Dick... your new last name is Head... I guess that would make..
Dick: Oh My God!
Season 6
Dick: I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?
Harry: Well, let me see, your first name is Dick... your new last name is Head... I guess that would make..
Dick: Oh My God!
Season 6
[after learning that the "family" are returning to their home planet]
Dick: I wish I had a machine that could freeze time...
[Mary looks at him questioningly]
Dick: Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.
Season 2
Dick: I wish I had a machine that could freeze time...
[Mary looks at him questioningly]
Dick: Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.
Season 2
[Dick and Sally are doped out on antidepressants]
Sally: I like TV.
Dick: Me too. Let's say we turn it on. [he turns it on]
Sally: It's even better on.
Season 3
Sally: I like TV.
Dick: Me too. Let's say we turn it on. [he turns it on]
Sally: It's even better on.
Season 3
[Dick goes to a Halloween party as a pirate]
Partygoer: Ahoy, matey. Where are your buccaneers?
Dick: Under my buckin' hat.
Partygoer: Ahoy, matey. Where are your buccaneers?
Dick: Under my buckin' hat.
[Dick has entered the office wearing a tight-fitting construction worker's outfit and a tool belt]
Dick: Whaddaya think, Nina? Ya like beefcake?
Nina: Not from your funky bakery. [winks]
Dick: Whaddaya think, Nina? Ya like beefcake?
Nina: Not from your funky bakery. [winks]
[Dick is fantasizing about Nina during his class's exam]
Leon: [sees Dick kissing an imaginary person] Dr. Solomon, what are you doing?
Dick: ...I said no talking, Leon. You fail!
Leon: [sees Dick kissing an imaginary person] Dr. Solomon, what are you doing?
Dick: ...I said no talking, Leon. You fail!
[Dick is locked in an invisible box and feels the walls]
Dick: Oh my God! He's turned me into a mime!
Dick: Oh my God! He's turned me into a mime!
[Dick is putting on a corset to become thinner]
Sally: What's that?
Dick: It's called the 'Shatner.'
Sally: What's that?
Dick: It's called the 'Shatner.'