Xena: New outfit. New religion. Same old wacko underneath.

Xena: People of Peleos, may I present to you Philipon of Crete, Reformer of warlords, dancers and evil people. It's said that he once convinced the King of Thieves himself to do a good deed for no reward other than his own virtue.
Istafan: The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus: Beg your pardon?
Istafan: Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus: Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena: Yep.
Autolycus: Then I'm in.

Xena: So, how's she been?
Herodotus: Without you ... just fine.
Xena: I meant after everything she's been through.
Herodotus: You should know, seducing her away from home with your heroics, filling her head with strange ideas. How's she been? Changed forever ... because of you.

Xena: This new power that she has, the one that makes you relieve your past, its a thoughie.

Xena: What are you saying?! You can't have killed her, you weren't even here.
Gabrielle: I know, but if it wasn't the knife, it had to have been me. You see, I ran into Raveneka two days ago. I heard she was hot on your trail so I decided to slow her down a bit. I thought I could get here first and warn you. So, I put Joxer's gravy recipe in her water bag.
Xena: That's inhuman!

Xena: What's the matter, you having trouble getting inside my head right now? Let me help you. You killed Borias, the man who could have changed everything for me if only I had let him. You killed the father of my child and if he had lived then maybe my son would ... you getting inside my head now?

Xena: Why did you run?
Alesia: Have you ever heard Joxer tell a story?
Xena: Well, that's a good point, but all fairy tales have a purpose, and even when Joxer tells them there's a message there.
Alesia: Yeah... run.

Xena: You hurt Gabrielle and I will change you in ways that are anything but peaceful.
Najara: You forget, hurting Gabrielle is your job, or have those visions gone away? You know, the vision of your death and hers. I want to share a life of Peace with her, you want to share a violent death. You tell me who's the villain here, me or you.

Xena: You know, Gabrielle, there's only one way you can know have the fish really feel, and that's to become one with them.
Gabrielle: Don't do it. Xena, this outfit takes forever to dry.
Xena: Oh, well, I've got time.

Xena: You've got a good heart, Gabrielle, it's pure and it's honest and no one should ever hurt you.

Yakut: This must be what the prophecy wants. She's lost all her powers. Maybe they passed to you. Do you feel any different?
Oteri: A little.
Yakut: (punches Oteri in the face) No, that couldn't have been it. If you had her powers I never would have got that punch in.