Xena: People of Peleos, may I present to you Philipon of Crete, Reformer of warlords, dancers and evil people. It's said that he once convinced the King of Thieves himself to do a good deed for no reward other than his own virtue.
Istafan: The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus: Beg your pardon?
Istafan: Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus: Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena: Yep.
Autolycus: Then I'm in.
Istafan: The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus: Beg your pardon?
Istafan: Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus: Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena: Yep.
Autolycus: Then I'm in.
Xena : People of Peleos, may I present to you Philipon of Crete, Reformer of warlords, dancers and evil people. It's said that he once convinced the King of Thieves himself to do a good deed for no reward other than his own virtue.
Istafan : The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus : Beg your pardon?
Istafan : Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus : Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena : Yep.
Autolycus : Then I'm in.
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