Joxer: Look, Joxer the Mighty brings Xena Warrior Princess and Autolycus the King of Thieves ...
Meg: ... a.k.a. Mr. Stinky ...
Joxer: ... in chains.
Autolycus: In chains?
Joxer: Look look look, let me explain it to you. They're grateful. They make me a lord of the realm and ruler of the treasury. ‘More wine, m'lord?' No no. Ha ha! See? I sneak into the treasury, take the key from one of the guards, say something like, ‘What's that over there?!' You know? Then I free you two and we walk off rich into the sunset. What do ya think?
Autolycus: I think it's inbreeding.

Krishna: You must open up you heart to me if you are going to tap into the strength which will allow you to defeat Indrijit.
Xena: I thought that's what the prayers were for.
Krishna: That got my attention. Now you have to go one step further. You have to embrace the Way.
Xena: The Way? I've heard about the Way in Greece, Chin, Anatolia and now India. I don't get it. The Way is not for people like me.
Krishna: You're wrong. You're very close to the Way now. However, missing it by the width of a hair is the same as missing it by the height of a mountain.
Xena: That close, I don't think so. I don't have the patience of Gabrielle, the Love of Eli or the serenity of my mentor Lao Ma. I'm just an angry, ass-kicking ...
Krishna: ... warrior.
Xena: Yes, a warrior.
Krishna: You say that with disgust.
Xena: Well, it doesn't rank up there with the saints, does it?

Kryptos: Xena?! Two Xena's?!
Xena: That's right, makes you want to cry like a baby, doesn't it?

Maddie: Look, Marco taught me the hypnosis technique. And I never thought I would hurt anyone. Now I'm responsible for getting you two blown up. This is a karmic catastrophe. I'm going to come back as a worm, a cockroach. No, a TV evangelist.
Season 5

Meg: (Holding a replica of the chakram) I have a shamrock and I know how to use it.

Meg: You see those? They're stars. When I was a little girl, I used to think that all those little lights came from houses in the sky and each one of those houses had a happy family around a cozy fire, and the lights came from all the open windows. And I used to think that at every window there was a little girl just like me looking out at the other lights, and I wondered what it would be like to be one of them. Well, one day we're gonna be one of those little lights. That's a promise.

Meg: You'd be surprised what a young, nubile guard will scream out when he's about to ...
Joxer: ... meet his maker.

Naima: There is a great Evil in the future that is hunting Xena's soul. It has found her. If it succeeds, Xena's karmic cycle will end, along with all the good of her future lives.
Gabrielle: Who is her enemy?
Naima: I don't know. I had to send her there quickly to defend herself. I was not able to tell her much before she left.
Gabrielle: Send me there.
Naima: I'm not sure that's wise.
Gabrielle: This ‘karma' that you're talking about, can you see mine? Can you see how much Xena is a part of that?
Naima: Yes, in many lives ... past and future.

Najara: I've changed, Xena. I put down the sword.
Xena: And I'm the Queen of Egypt.

Najara: It's a great curse to have seen one's death.
Xena: The djinn told you?
Najara: Yes, but not everything. Your vision, does it ...
Xena: Yes, it includes Gabrielle.
Najara: Does she know?
Xena: No.
Najara: That's fortunate for her.
Xena: Do you think it can be avoided?
Najara: Of course, I believe our destiny is in our hearts. But it will take drastic measures to change an event foreseen in your soul's eye.

Najara: The Light will triumph, Xena.
Xena: Quit preaching and fight!

Najara: We walk the same path, Gabrielle, our lives dedicated to defeating Evil by promoting Peace. It's our Way, the Way Eli taught us. A reverence for life. Stray from that path, whatever the reason, the consequences could be devastating for everyone.

Najara: Would you like to join our mission?
Xena: What's your mission.
Najara: To fight Evil wherever we find it.
Xena: Can you be a little more specific?

Nogalin: You've done this before.
Gabrielle: A couple of times.
Nogalin: I've never been in a war. I've only wondered what it's like. When I think of Phlanagus out there fighting ... sometimes the thoughts are too much to bear.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
Nogalin: I could tell that he hated it. He wrote to me telling there was no glory, no honor, just a monster that needed to be fed. And now, I finally have him back ... and the monster's followed him home.

Oteri: The Berzerker!
Xena: [incredously] That's the Berzerker? [points at the man she just killed]
Oteri: No, that's the Berzerker! [points to a warrior riding up]