Gabrielle: I want to ask him to teach me his breathing techniques. Will you come with me?
Xena: Thanks, but I've been breathing just fine on my own for years now.

Gabrielle: It's beautiful, don't you think?
Xena: Yeah, in that yucky-I'm-in-paradise kind of way.

Gabrielle: Oh, Argo, Argo, Argo. Somebody walked by with an apple and she followed him home.
Xena: Hah!
Gabrielle: That's what horses do!
...
(later)
Xena: (to Argo) How did Ascius win you over? (Argo motions over to an apple tree) What? Apples? You left me for apples? Thanks, pal.

Gabrielle: What happened?
Xena: I just got out-smarted by my own tactics.

Gabrielle: What in Tartarus have you been carrying on these shoulders?
Xena: I wouldn't know. I try not to over analyze my life like some people.
Gabrielle: Some people say that an unexamined life is not worth living.
Xena: Those people haven't led my life.

Gabrielle: What's up?
Xena: Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.
Gabrielle: Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?
Xena: Ha ha.

Gabrielle: You don't really think those crosses are for a boat load of pirates, do you?
Brutus: Caesar's never lied to me.
Gabrielle: There's a first time for everything.

Gabrielle: You're honoring the river, kaltaka.
Vanessa: Honor life.
Xena: Well, you have a funny way of showing it. They killed hundreds of us.
Vanessa: You killers. You kill trees, earth, all. And when we say ‘no, go from here,' you kill Pomira.

Hanuman: How wonderful. You climb tress just like one of us. You must have learned from monkeys.
Xena: Nope. Amazons.

Hope/Gabrielle: I can't believe you're here.
Xena: The Gods themselves couldn't keep me away.

Hope: It's turned into quite the family reunion. What is it now ... four generations? Your parents ... there's you ... me ... my pride, my joy ... your grandson, Mother ... the Destroyer.
Gabrielle: Why aren't you dead?
Hope: Well, it's certainly not from your lack of trying, is it? The truth is I could say the same thing about you if I cared, which I don't.
Gabrielle: I saw the fire. No one survives that.
Hope: No one, but me, Dahak's flame rising up to save me. But then, I've always been Daddy's little girl, haven't I?
Gabrielle: Always
Hope: Is that why you never loved me?
Gabrielle: I loved you, Hope. I just had to stop you.
Hope: For Xena?
Gabrielle: No, for us all.

Joxer: (Counting sheep) One, two, three, fo...(falls asleep)

Joxer: Hey, wait a minute. Those villagers hired me, and only Joxer the Mighty is going to stop the Scythians.
Xena: Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage.
Joxer: What do you mean?
Xena: They buried him in Sparta ... Athens ... and Carthage ... think about it, Joxer.

Joxer: I figured I'd find you guys here. The trail was too easy to follow. Any idiot could find you.
Xena: Evidently.

Joxer: I still say it was Minya in the bedroom with a knife.
Minya: Would you can it! This isn't some sort of game, you know.
Cyrene: She's right. Discord has long ears. She could show up at any time.
Joxer: That's exactly my point. You keep talking about her ears and she will show up.