Velasca: You must have a death wish.
Callisto: You know, it's funny, I think I do.

Xena/Callisto: 'Cause when you think of the dead...
Callisto's Mother: ...the dead can hear you.

Xena/Callisto: A long time ago you told me the cycle of hate has to end and the only way to end it is through love. It's a hard lesson to learn. Callisto couldn't possibly know or understand that.

Xena: (to and unconscious Draco) I'm sorry, sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Sweetie? Did I say ‘sweetie'? I've never used that word in my life before ... oh, but he's so cute.

Xena: Are you alright?
Ares: I've been hanged, swung over a fire and nearly shishkabobed on razor sharp spikes! How do you mortals get from day to day?

Xena: Borias was a very wise man. He found his way a lot sooner than I did. But I didn't kill him. I ordered him captured, unharmed, and I don't know what happened.

Xena: Feeling any better?
Gabrielle: No, but I´ve gotten used to being miserable.

Xena: Find a way to make him presentable, and then we'll leave.
Joxer: Wait a minute. What did she mean, make you presentable?
Orpheus: She doesn't want me to look like you

Xena: I could sing for you.

Xena: It's about time you clipped his (Baby Bliss) wings.
Cupid: Yeah, well, I was a little tied up.

Xena: Looking for this? Now I want some straight answers.
Miss Artifice: you've got the wrong girl. Okay, okay, I was just kidding where's you're sense of humor?
Xena: Gee, I must have sweated it out. That you idea of funny too?
Artifice: I was just trying to scare you.
Xena: Why did you want to scare me?
Artifice: because I knew you knew. You know about me. And I didn't want you telling anyone. But when I came back to unlock the door, you had already gone.
Xena: What made you think I would tell.
Artifice: You really don't get it do you? I guess being born a woman, you wouldn't. This is a chance for me to use a part of me most people usually laugh at. Or worse. The part I usually have to hide. Only here, that part works for me, see?
Xena: I don't think so.
Artifice: Look, I don't expect you to understand. And I'm sorry I got you steamed, I just hope you'll let me quit the pageant in private instead of going public with it.
Xena: No way. May the best person win.

Xena: Now, you listen to me. Gabrielle was never useless. She cared for others more than herself

Xena: Oh, that's right. You're fated to rule the world. Do you really believe that?
Julius Caesar: Of course. Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents. Only destiny.
Xena: And who shapes this destiny - the gods?
Julius Caesar: Perhaps. Or it's the blood in our veins, our souls, our desires, our will. They're all in it, together, weaving a tapestry we call destiny.
Xena: Well, I can tell you one thing about your destiny: you're fated to have dinner in my cabin tonight.

Xena: Take this child. He's my son, and the son of Borias. If he stays with me, he'll become a target for all those who hate me... and he'll learn things a child should never know. He'll become like me.

Xena: This love stuff is a real pain.