Xena: Looking for this? Now I want some straight answers.
Miss Artifice: you've got the wrong girl. Okay, okay, I was just kidding where's you're sense of humor?
Xena: Gee, I must have sweated it out. That you idea of funny too?
Artifice: I was just trying to scare you.
Xena: Why did you want to scare me?
Artifice: because I knew you knew. You know about me. And I didn't want you telling anyone. But when I came back to unlock the door, you had already gone.
Xena: What made you think I would tell.
Artifice: You really don't get it do you? I guess being born a woman, you wouldn't. This is a chance for me to use a part of me most people usually laugh at. Or worse. The part I usually have to hide. Only here, that part works for me, see?
Xena: I don't think so.
Artifice: Look, I don't expect you to understand. And I'm sorry I got you steamed, I just hope you'll let me quit the pageant in private instead of going public with it.
Xena: No way. May the best person win.
Miss Artifice: you've got the wrong girl. Okay, okay, I was just kidding where's you're sense of humor?
Xena: Gee, I must have sweated it out. That you idea of funny too?
Artifice: I was just trying to scare you.
Xena: Why did you want to scare me?
Artifice: because I knew you knew. You know about me. And I didn't want you telling anyone. But when I came back to unlock the door, you had already gone.
Xena: What made you think I would tell.
Artifice: You really don't get it do you? I guess being born a woman, you wouldn't. This is a chance for me to use a part of me most people usually laugh at. Or worse. The part I usually have to hide. Only here, that part works for me, see?
Xena: I don't think so.
Artifice: Look, I don't expect you to understand. And I'm sorry I got you steamed, I just hope you'll let me quit the pageant in private instead of going public with it.
Xena: No way. May the best person win.
Xena : Looking for this? Now I want some straight answers.
Miss Artifice : you've got the wrong girl. Okay, okay, I was just kidding where's you're sense of humor?
Xena : Gee, I must have sweated it out. That you idea of funny too?
Artifice : I was just trying to scare you.
Xena : Why did you want to scare me?
Artifice : because I knew you knew. You know about me. And I didn't want you telling anyone. But when I came back to unlock the door, you had already gone.
Xena : What made you think I would tell.
Artifice : You really don't get it do you? I guess being born a woman, you wouldn't. This is a chance for me to use a part of me most people usually laugh at. Or worse. The part I usually have to hide. Only here, that part works for me, see?
Xena : I don't think so.
Artifice : Look, I don't expect you to understand. And I'm sorry I got you steamed, I just hope you'll let me quit the pageant in private instead of going public with it.
Xena : No way. May the best person win.
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