Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesCallisto: Your not falling in love with me, are you?
Theodorus : Well what if I was?
Callisto: I'd have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.
Theodorus : Well what if I was?
Callisto: I'd have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.
Callisto: [to Gabrielle] When I sliced open your husband, how long did it take him to die? [Callisto laughs and Gabrielle runs away]
Xena: There's a path out of the mountains to.... [watches Gabrielle run, then turns to Callisto] What's wrong with her?
Callisto: We played a game of truth or dare, but she's not very good at it.
Xena: There's a path out of the mountains to.... [watches Gabrielle run, then turns to Callisto] What's wrong with her?
Callisto: We played a game of truth or dare, but she's not very good at it.
Crassus: This isn't about Vircinix, is it?
Xena: Go on, tell us
Crassus: Assassination ... Caesar's blood on your blade ... this is you way of getting to him.
Gabrielle: You're wrong.
Crassus: Am I? Have you ever seen Xena around him? Her judgement gets a little impaired.
Xena: Go on, tell us
Crassus: Assassination ... Caesar's blood on your blade ... this is you way of getting to him.
Gabrielle: You're wrong.
Crassus: Am I? Have you ever seen Xena around him? Her judgement gets a little impaired.
Critic #1: I just don't buy that Xena.
Critic #2: There's the opening of Buffus the Bacchae Slayer across the street.
Critic #2: There's the opening of Buffus the Bacchae Slayer across the street.
Crone:You saved our temple. Name your reward. If it's ours to bestow, it's yours
Xena:Reward-- for what? For killing a boy barely out of his childhood? I don't want a reward; I want that boy's life back. By the gods, I wish I'd never followed the sword in the first place.
Xena:Reward-- for what? For killing a boy barely out of his childhood? I don't want a reward; I want that boy's life back. By the gods, I wish I'd never followed the sword in the first place.
Cyane: Don't put your soul in her hands, Xena, she'll destroy it.
Xena: You won a spiritual duel. How'd you do that?
Cyane: Your choices are simple, side with us and find life...side with Alti and find death.
Xena: You won a spiritual duel. How'd you do that?
Cyane: Your choices are simple, side with us and find life...side with Alti and find death.
Cyane: Our holy word should have been strong enough to undo whatever it was that kept us from eternity, but still we can't pass through the gate.
Xena: Then maybe you need a new holy word, one stronger than the last.
Cyane: Our holy word is Courage. Nothing's stronger than courage.
Xena: Then maybe you need a new holy word, one stronger than the last.
Cyane: Our holy word is Courage. Nothing's stronger than courage.
Discord: You're telling me your horse killed her?
Xena: In self-defense.
Autolycus: You gotta admit, fits like a Trojan glove.
Discord: But I can't take back a horse. I don't do animals.
Minya: That's not what I heard.
Xena: In self-defense.
Autolycus: You gotta admit, fits like a Trojan glove.
Discord: But I can't take back a horse. I don't do animals.
Minya: That's not what I heard.
Draco: Give me the girls and Gabrielle. Or I will burn the place and everyone inside it.
Xena: You would kill the woman you love?
Draco: The question is: would you?
Xena: You would kill the woman you love?
Draco: The question is: would you?
Dustinus: Oh, by the way, I do not play quadrupeds. Make sure the role reflects that.
Gabrielle: What?
Dustinus: I do not play four-legged creatures.
Gabrielle: But, you're a centaur.
Dustinus: I am an Actor. I refuse to limit myself.
Gabrielle: What?
Dustinus: I do not play four-legged creatures.
Gabrielle: But, you're a centaur.
Dustinus: I am an Actor. I refuse to limit myself.
Eli: Are you sure this is how it has to be? Isn't there some other way?
Callisto: The new world can only be built on the foundation of the old one. The order of the gods must fall. And you, Eli, are the hammer.
Callisto: The new world can only be built on the foundation of the old one. The order of the gods must fall. And you, Eli, are the hammer.
Eli: Selfless, pure Love is the only divine perfection we have in this world. It is the greatest power one can possess.
Amarice: Oh C'mon, the only real power is at the end of a sword .
(Later, Amarice runs into Roman soldiers carrying swords)
Eli: And if the other side has more swords?
Amarice: If you can love your way out of this one, be my guest.
Amarice: Oh C'mon, the only real power is at the end of a sword .
(Later, Amarice runs into Roman soldiers carrying swords)
Eli: And if the other side has more swords?
Amarice: If you can love your way out of this one, be my guest.
Eli: You don't need a sacred dagger or a sword. Love will be our shield and our weapon.