Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Ephiny: (to Xena) Are you sure you're not an Amazon?

Ephiny: Come...Now.
Gabrielle: You must have me mistaken for a pet.
Ephiny: (Scowls) Would you come with me?
Gabrielle: That's better.

Ephiny: Now I see why you ride the horse.

Ephiny: We look first and then we attack.
Amarice: In my tribe looking first is like giving a warning.
Ephiny: What does your tribe think about following orders?

Eve: Believe me, you don't want to make me angry.

Gabriele: Xena, I´m losing the track of the plan. Are you going to flirt him to death?!

Gabrielle: You want to talk about it?
Xena: What?
Gabrielle: Cirra.
Xena: It was just another village to conquer. Nothing out of the ordinary. A fire broke out and I don't know if it was my men or just an accident but there was a strong wind and those flames just swept through that town like a wave of death. And the people were huddled in their houses because they were afraid of my army. That was the one time that my army was responsible for the death of women and children. And there was just a handful of survivors. Obviously Callisto was one of them.

Gabrielle : Did you sleep okay?
Xena : Like a rock. You?
Gabrielle : ON a rock.

Gabrielle: ...kill them all.
Xena: Yeah, that's what I said.
Gabrielle: That was obviously your answer to everything in those days Xena.

Gabrielle: (being lead down to the dungeon) It was really nice of you to walk me down here personally.

Gabrielle: (in reference to a particularly racy fresco) That's not humanly possible.
Xena: Sure it is.

Gabrielle: (re: Satrina) Do you think she made it?
Xena: Probably, like she said, she's a survivor.

Gabrielle: (to Lila) I know that thing out there looks like me, but it's not. She wants to kill us all.

Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle: That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.

Gabrielle: Are you sure I was dying? Xena, the gods know that I have been tied to a cross before. You helped me then, what makes you think that this ‘vision' is different?
Xena: It was so real ... the way you looked ... the mountain in the background ... it's true, or it could be.
Gabrielle: Well, I'm not going to believe it.