Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesBarbarian Leader: We fight with the heart of a lion.
Aphrodite: And you run with the feet of a chicken.
Aphrodite: And you run with the feet of a chicken.
Borias: What would you do if I told you I am in love?
Xena: I'd cut out your sweetheart's throat. You think I wouldn't?
Borias: No, I mean I'm in love with you.
Xena: With me? Have you lost what's left of your mind? People like you and me don't fall in love...not with each other, anyway.
Xena: I'd cut out your sweetheart's throat. You think I wouldn't?
Borias: No, I mean I'm in love with you.
Xena: With me? Have you lost what's left of your mind? People like you and me don't fall in love...not with each other, anyway.
Brutus: This is a personal message from the Queen of the Amazons to Caesar, Ruler of all Rome. A peace treaty. The Queen of the Amazons promises to respect the territories of ...
Caesar: If they're not under my control, Brutus, they're a threat.
Caesar: If they're not under my control, Brutus, they're a threat.
Caesar: Xena. This is impossible, how can you...This is Rome, you can't...you...
Xena: There's a sentence there just dying to get out.
Xena: There's a sentence there just dying to get out.
Callisto/Xena: Look into my eyes old woman, Xena's not home.
Cyrene: Who are you?
Callisto/Xena: Just another loving daughter.
Cyrene: Who are you?
Callisto/Xena: Just another loving daughter.
Callisto: All these years I've spent living to destroy you, thinking that, only if I can give you the same pain that you gave me, I'd be rid of it. And then I do. And nothing changes. I don't feel better. Just empty.
Callisto: Do you know how boring Tartarus can be. Same old torture everyday, everyday.
Callisto: Don't bother, you've already done all the damage you can to me. Thanks, by the way.
Xena: For what?
Callisto: I wanted to leave this existence and you did your best to help. But, as you can see, it didn't take. They wouldn't let me off the hook that easy.
Xena: Who's They?
Callisto: I don't know, whoever it is who does the final judging. They sent me to a place that makes Tartarus look like the Elysian Fields. They call it Hell.
Xena: Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal.
Xena: For what?
Callisto: I wanted to leave this existence and you did your best to help. But, as you can see, it didn't take. They wouldn't let me off the hook that easy.
Xena: Who's They?
Callisto: I don't know, whoever it is who does the final judging. They sent me to a place that makes Tartarus look like the Elysian Fields. They call it Hell.
Xena: Couldn't have happened to a nicer gal.
Callisto: I never thought I'd feel so good again! Seeing poor, dear Gabrielle sacrifice herself makes it all worthwhile. It finally gives me a reason for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena!
Xena stabs Callisto with the hind's blood dagger
Xena: No more living for you.
Season 4
Xena stabs Callisto with the hind's blood dagger
Xena: No more living for you.
Season 4
Callisto: I say before I kill you, I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, you fat pathetic piece of dung.
Callisto: The sight, just the sight, of Xena, Warrior Princess arguing on my behalf amuses me, so let me tell you. Let me answer your question about what I'd do if you let me go. You let me go, and I'll dedicate my life to killing everything you love. Your friends, your family, your reputation - even your horse. I'm being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity is worse than death for me. You see, you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn't it?
Callisto: You know I don't drink intoxicants, Theodorus. I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensation in any way.
Callisto: You mean to tell me those stupid, meddling missions she goes on are going to end her up in Paradise?!
Hellion: Probably not Paradise. Most likely she'll be born higher up the Karmic ladder.
Callisto: Right, she burns my family, destroys my life and I end up in Hell while she gets another shot. That's fair.
Illusion Xena: Gotta love the irony.
Hellion: Probably not Paradise. Most likely she'll be born higher up the Karmic ladder.
Callisto: Right, she burns my family, destroys my life and I end up in Hell while she gets another shot. That's fair.
Illusion Xena: Gotta love the irony.