Veronica Mars quotes
413 total quotesWeevil: You know, an 09er could come in here with tea leaves and a Ouija board and they'd send out a SWAT team. It's time for plan B.
Veronica: Not just yet, Dirty Harry.
Weevil: In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop.
Veronica: Uh, okay. Dirty Sanchez?
Veronica: Not just yet, Dirty Harry.
Weevil: In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop.
Veronica: Uh, okay. Dirty Sanchez?
Weevil: You want a sodee pop or something?
Veronica: You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Duncan: Hey, no.
(Veronica chugs from the bottle)
Veronica: You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Duncan: Hey, no.
(Veronica chugs from the bottle)
[Meg]: Veronica? Did you find your clothes? [looks down at the toilet to see Veronica's clothes almost flushed]
Veronica: Well, does this towel make me look fat?
Meg: You need something to wear? [they walk out of school with Veronica wearing a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.
Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.
Veronica: Well, does this towel make me look fat?
Meg: You need something to wear? [they walk out of school with Veronica wearing a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.
Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.
["Amber is a bitch" has been keyed on Beaver's car.]
Veronica: Hey, Cassidy. Who's Amber?
Beaver: I have no idea.
Veronica: They keyed the wrong car? How's Amber gonna know that she's a bitch?
Veronica: Hey, Cassidy. Who's Amber?
Beaver: I have no idea.
Veronica: They keyed the wrong car? How's Amber gonna know that she's a bitch?
[A girl is being arrested a few feet in front of Veronica and Mac in line for lunch.]
Veronica: She has the right to remained famished.
Veronica: She has the right to remained famished.
[Deputy Sachs checks Sheriff Lamb, who lies bleeding from a beating by a fugitive.]
Sheriff Lamb: I... smell... bread.
Sheriff Lamb: I... smell... bread.
[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.]
Veronica: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Logan: Well, he's a master debater.
Veronica: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.
Logan: Well, he's a master debater.
[Everyone strips to find the stolen money.]
Sean: This is ridiculous.
Connor: Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
Sean: What about you?
Weevil: I'm the one who got his money stolen.
Sean: Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
Logan: Guys, play nice.
Weevil: Trust me. I'm playing nice.
Sean: This is ridiculous.
Connor: Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
Sean: What about you?
Weevil: I'm the one who got his money stolen.
Sean: Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
Logan: Guys, play nice.
Weevil: Trust me. I'm playing nice.
[In an evening walk, Mac confides to Veronica her dismay about her relationship with Max.]
Mac: Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. Kills more brain cells than crystal meth. How's your cell count these days?
Veronica: Mmmm, I can still do long division, but I can't quite remember all the continents.
Mac: So, Pizneyland is the happiest place on Earth?
Veronica: Happy enough. There's no rollercoaster, but I think I can do without the adrenaline and nausea.
Mac: Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. Kills more brain cells than crystal meth. How's your cell count these days?
Veronica: Mmmm, I can still do long division, but I can't quite remember all the continents.
Mac: So, Pizneyland is the happiest place on Earth?
Veronica: Happy enough. There's no rollercoaster, but I think I can do without the adrenaline and nausea.
[In the cafeteria, Veronica looks bemused as Wallace reports on Logan and Parker's lunchtime tête-à-tête.]
Wallace: What?
Veronica: I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.
Wallace: What?
Veronica: I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.
[Lilly arrives in her homecoming dress.]
Logan: I believe Keanu Reeves said it best when he said, "Whoooa."
Logan: I believe Keanu Reeves said it best when he said, "Whoooa."
[Logan is picked out of a police lineup.]
Officer: Number four, step forward.
Logan: Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.
Officer: Number four, step forward.
Logan: Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.
[Mac arrives with two people in white lab coats.]
Veronica: Mac! And the people coming to take me away.
Veronica: Mac! And the people coming to take me away.