Veronica Mars quotes
413 total quotesVeronica: Where's your brother?
Dick: I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They're probably up there makin' love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both, at the same time. They're both, like, 12th-level dorks. Just sayin'.
Dick: I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They're probably up there makin' love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both, at the same time. They're both, like, 12th-level dorks. Just sayin'.
Veronica: You can keep asking, but you're not the fairest. Trust me.
Madison: Well, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps?
Veronica: You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
Madison: Because "whore" had too many letters.
Madison: Well, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps?
Veronica: You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
Madison: Because "whore" had too many letters.
Veronica: You forwarded it to your whole address book?
Dick: It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
Veronica: You are going to be so popular in Hell.
Dick: It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
Veronica: You are going to be so popular in Hell.
Veronica: You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
Weevil: No. But I can see how you might get confused.
Weevil: No. But I can see how you might get confused.
Veronica: You know.. there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ, not baseball.
Keith: Well.. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
Keith: Well.. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
Veronica: You ready to put the hurt on that Pythagorean theorem?
Wallace: You don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about merked my mom's crazy, no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.
Veronica: That guy's sleazy, so I hope merked means something bad. You know, my dad's still got that sheriff sheen. He's great at scaring people away.
Wallace: No, I got it covered. [Keith enters the room]
Veronica: Seriously, you should talk to him.
Keith: Am I giving you the birds and bees again, Wallace?
Wallace: You don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about merked my mom's crazy, no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.
Veronica: That guy's sleazy, so I hope merked means something bad. You know, my dad's still got that sheriff sheen. He's great at scaring people away.
Wallace: No, I got it covered. [Keith enters the room]
Veronica: Seriously, you should talk to him.
Keith: Am I giving you the birds and bees again, Wallace?
Veronica: You realize you're the radio-host version of a rock star, right? I don't know what the groupie procedure is for this scenario, but I might have to throw my panties at you.
Piz: Or I could autograph you. I believe we have some Sharpies lying around.
Piz: Or I could autograph you. I believe we have some Sharpies lying around.
Veronica: You were just waiting for me to pull out books?
Logan: No, just browsing.
Veronica: Building up on your South American culture? Conversational Portuguese perhaps? If you're going to be that close to Rio...
Logan: How did you know about my trip?
Veronica: Parker mentioned it.
Logan: Did my fanclub meet today? I thought you guys only met on wednesdays?
Logan: No, just browsing.
Veronica: Building up on your South American culture? Conversational Portuguese perhaps? If you're going to be that close to Rio...
Logan: How did you know about my trip?
Veronica: Parker mentioned it.
Logan: Did my fanclub meet today? I thought you guys only met on wednesdays?
Veronica: You're saying that you don't want my mind, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.
Vinnie Van Lowe: Hey, Veronica! What's the haps?
Veronica: Oh, you know. I didn't think there'd be air conditioning, but, other than that, this is pretty much how I pictured Hell.
Veronica: Oh, you know. I didn't think there'd be air conditioning, but, other than that, this is pretty much how I pictured Hell.
Wallace: [after failing a drug test] Yeah, mon. Maybe I smoked so much ganja, I don't even remember doing it.
Veronica: What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Wallace: Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
Veronica: What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Wallace: Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
Wallace: Another big Friday night. You got plans?
Veronica: I don't know. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie, maybe.
Wallace: Hey, congratulations. You are officially Neptune High's most boring person.
Veronica: Did I mention the movie might be PG-13?
Wallace: Oh, jump back, wild child!
Veronica: What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video?
Wallace: Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video.
Veronica: I don't know. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie, maybe.
Wallace: Hey, congratulations. You are officially Neptune High's most boring person.
Veronica: Did I mention the movie might be PG-13?
Wallace: Oh, jump back, wild child!
Veronica: What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video?
Wallace: Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video.
Wallace: Damn. This dog is a freak show. He oughta be in show biz.
Veronica: D'you think that's some kind of rare breed or something?
Wallace: That or a drunk dingo had a three-way with an ocelot and a porcupine.
Veronica: D'you think that's some kind of rare breed or something?
Wallace: That or a drunk dingo had a three-way with an ocelot and a porcupine.