Veronica Mars quotes

413 total quotes


Veronica: My father sent me with paperwork for your mom.
Logan: And you just wanted to say hi? It's a good thing I didn't have my slam book out.
Veronica: I wanted to ask you about the game.
Logan: I've been meaning to ask you something. Did your super-sleuth kit come with a decoder ring? Do you have a pen that writes with invisible ink? Never mind, don't care. Mush! Mush!

Veronica: Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail-jumpers with your legs, not your back.

Veronica: No offense, but you look... odd.
Wallace: I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn.
Veronica: Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?
Wallace: As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V.F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it.

Veronica: Nothing says "I'm over you" like dating down.

Veronica: Oh, God.
Mac: What?
Veronica: My outbox. There's an e-mail from me to my ex-boyfriend.
Mac: Duncan Kane? [Veronica looks at Mac] You used to be all anyone gossiped about. You still are. Just... a different way. So, what does it say?
Veronica: "Dear Duncan, I want you to know that I still love you very much, and I think about you constantly. Everytime I see you, my heart breaks. I need to tell you that when we were dating, I had VD. I hope you didn't catch anything from me." Am I naked? Because in my nightmares, I'm usually naked.

Veronica: Oh, hello. Which one are you? Blinky? Humpty? Zorro?
Thumper: My name is Thumper. Not that you really care.
Veronica: Oh, I care... deeply. I guess you heard about our new cranberry walnut crumb cake. It's true: it's cran-tastic.

Veronica: Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

Veronica: Okay, I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom.
Wallace: Damn, they just privatizing everything these days.
Jackie: [looking at invitation] Alterna-Prom? Hmm, formal attire.
Wallace: That's what I'm talking about.
Veronica: Please don't give us the tux speech again.
Wallace: What? You mean how, when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel?

Veronica: Peter was gearing up for what he called the "outing of all outings." I was wondering if he was pulling his favorite teacher out of the closet.
Mr. Wu: [sighs] Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just... Asian.

Veronica: Remind me: why did we break up?
Logan: Well, you thought the other guy had greener grass. Or was it something about me being too much man? No, wait. It was you - you were too much man.

Veronica: Say repressed homosexuality! [takes a picture of the Tritons]

Veronica: Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli?
Hallie: God! What's with all the questions? What's next -- do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
Veronica: Dustin's brother?

Veronica: Slushies! Get your ice-cold, frozen... sugar water...
Logan: You had me at "ice cold."
Veronica: What's your poison?
Logan: Oh, emotionally unavailable women. [Veronica glares] Let's see, uh... I want something that suits my mood.
Veronica: Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil.
Logan: I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue.
Veronica: Hot date?
Logan: Rain check? A night with the fellas. You know how it is.

Veronica: So are you ready to be the bait, Corny?
Corny: Hell yeah. No one's better. I'm what you call the "Master Bait."

Veronica: So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy Earl yesterday at the impound yard.
Troy: What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?
Veronica: I'm guessing both. No sign of the Beamer. But he can get you a great deal on a Good Times van.
Troy: I'll pass that on to my dad when he gets back. Maybe it'll take his mind off of loading his gun.