Veronica: Is there any way to convert cyphertext to plaintext without initial knowledge of the cryptoalgorithms?
Computer Teacher: Excuse me?
Veronica: I'm trying to figure out how someone could have overridden the control framework on the school server in order to access everyone's password. Can you help me?
Computer Teacher: Yeah... uh, in real life... I'm actually a gym teacher.

Veronica: Isn't it better like this?
Lilly: So much better.
Veronica: This is how it's supposed to be.
Lilly: Totally.
Veronica: This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?
Lilly: [sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.
Veronica: Just like this. Just like this.
Lilly: Don't forget about me, Veronica.
Veronica: I could never.
Season 2

Veronica: It sounds like you don't need a photographer from the "Neptune Navigator" who knows how to shoot your good side.
Keith: I got nothing but good sides, baby.

Veronica: It's weird that you live here. I don't want you going all 'Howard Hughes-y' on me.
Duncan: I am not a shut-in. These nails? Neatly trimmed. Though, now that you mention it, I have started bottling my own urine.
Veronica: Ew.

Veronica: Jackie and I aren't exactly the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. She's not what you'd call huggable.
Keith: Whereas you warm right up to people? Hmm.
Veronica: Hmm
Keith: Hmm.

Veronica: Just when I think I'm out, the suck me back in.

Veronica: Listen to this. "Not that innocent? Buy the results of anyone's purity test. Ten dollars will let you know if you're dating an angel from Heaven or a hottie from Hell."
Wallace: That's crazy. You can go on there and buy anyone's test?
Veronica: I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of can't wait for school tomorrow.

Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!

Veronica: Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again.
Keith: I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded.
Veronica: I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith.

Veronica: Love the smell of testosterone in the morning!

Veronica: Mac Attack, what's the haps?
Mac: I got mugged. By my own principal. They took my cell-phone interceptor and apparently plan on keeping it until the end of the year. What happened to "end of the day"? Why wasn't that working?
Veronica: Everyone still kept bringing in their cell-phone interceptors?
Mac: Is there any chance you can get it back for me? I borrowed it from a buddy at Radio Shack because, apparently, I've become a psycho ex-girlfriend and I wanted to listen to Beaver's cell phone calls. [Veronica is silent] You're judging me.
Veronica: Nope. I'm judging myself. Why don't I have a cell phone interceptor?
Mac: Please, respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets. You do the actual espionage.

Veronica: Man, you get everyone to confess.
Keith: I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess?
Veronica: Yes. You embarrass me.

Veronica: Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to.
Logan: When have you ever not wanted to know anything?

Veronica: Mrs. C. I trust you're well.
Kendall: Oh, well, if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for -
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: I was gonna say "cute."

Veronica: My Dad spend the night at your place?
Wallace: Yep.
Veronica: He do the A.M. doughnut fake-out run?
Wallace: [pulls out paper bag] Want one?