Veronica Mars quotes
413 total quotesVeronica: [tilts head] Hey.
Weevil: See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Veronica: Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
Weevil: See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Veronica: Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
Veronica: [to Duncan] You're here for your looks. Why don't you leave the heavy thinking to me, sugarpants? Now go make yourself pretty.
Veronica: [to Jackie] I'm about to go watch Mrs. Hauser swarm in her own personal hell. If you're not doing anything..?
Veronica: [to Logan after sex] Woof! You should seriously consider going pro in that.
Veronica: [to Madison Sinclair] Buck up, Maddy. Senior trip is back on, sister. Six grand! We're Magic Mountain bound. [turns to leave] Oh, you know there's a ride called the Viper, right? Isn't that like...your mothership?
Veronica: [to Troy, about Logan] Uh, your monkey's gonna have to ride in the back.
Logan: Ha ha. Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.
Logan: Ha ha. Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.
Veronica: [voiceover] Enough already with this mellow "Incense and Peppermints" vibe. Let's break out the mushrooms and dance naked, strap on the goatskull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on people, you're cultists. Start acting like it.
Veronica: [voiceover] Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.
Veronica: [voiceover] I can't get it out of my mind. Somewhere in Pennsylvania a lab tech is determining if I'm heir to a billion-dollar fortune. It's not about the money. It's about making Jake Kane pay. But if I am an heiress, [Southern accent] as God is my witness, I'll never take cold showers again!
Veronica: [voiceover] I guess "dress to impress" meant "dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll."
Veronica: [voiceover] So this is how it is. The innocent suffer, the guilty go free, and truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. ...There is neither a Santa Claus, nor an Easter Bunny, and there no angels watching over us. Things just happen for no reason, and nothing makes any sense.
Veronica: [voiceover] So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough.
Veronica: [voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house.