Ugly Betty quotes

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Hilda: Bitch! Out my house!

Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass.
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.

Joel: Have we met?
Wilhelmna: We're not even meeting now.

Justin [to Hilda]: I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over-accessorized, but you have your own style. It's cool.

Justin: Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.

Justin: I don't want flan...I'll get fat!

Justin: That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.

Marc [about Betty]: Lets hit her with a stick and watch how much candy falls out.

Marc This is our new office? It has fluorescent lighting! I will not be looked at under this merciless glare!

Marc: [talking about Betty] The poor cow has no idea we only invited her so people could see she really exists. She's like a real-life Snuffleupagus, only hairier.

Marc: [to Justin] Be who you are. Dress how you want... Just learn how to run really fast.

Marc: [to Wilhelmina] You are evil. I'm SO going as you for Halloween.

Marc: By the way, when we move into Daniels office I'm not sitting on Betty's old chair... 'cause this bum don't slum.
Wilhelmina: Um, that's not what I've heard.

Marc: Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!

Marc: drinking is my job on the highway while i eat shit