Ugly Betty quotes
151 total quotesDiane: Oh, my God! That is so romantic. It's like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in "Pretty Woman."
Evelyn [watching a telenovela]: So you see that stripper? She used to be a nun, and she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but she doesn't know that the butcher is her second cousin.
Wilhelmina: A story as old as time.
Wilhelmina: A story as old as time.
Fabia: You must come to the ceremony. I won't be able to get married without my "something old."
Wilhelmina: Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your "something blue."
Wilhelmina: Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your "something blue."
Fashion TV Presenter: Remember, we only make others feel bad to make you feel good.
Fashion TV reporter: "And speaking of disasters... it's time for our daily dose of Daniel. There's been no sign of the recently dumped boytoy, but rumor has it that he's in Brazil licking his wounds... and anything else that walks by.
Gabe: I should probably know better than to date my patients anyway. Especially the cute ones.
Gina: I see I'm not the only one who's doing some last-minute Thanksgiving shopping.
Betty: A carton of cigarettes and vodka?
Gina: You have your tradition and I have mine.
Betty: A carton of cigarettes and vodka?
Gina: You have your tradition and I have mine.
Grace: Julie now has a husband, two kids and a dog.
Daniel: Oh, that's nice.
Grace: In her mind. She's in a mental institution.
Daniel: Oh, that's nice.
Grace: In her mind. She's in a mental institution.
Grace: Maybe I should stand out in the snow for three hours and cry icicle tears.
Daniel: Worked on that one for a while?
Grace: Twelve years.
Daniel: Worked on that one for a while?
Grace: Twelve years.
Henry: I can't believe Alexis is doing this to Daniel. They're family. Even Erica Kane forgave her daughter Kendall when she slept with her fourth husband... All My Children. It's just something I know.
Henry: When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad.
Betty: I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
Betty: I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
Hilda: A job isn't about friends. It's about making money... and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters.