Ugly Betty quotes
151 total quotesClaire: It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child.
Betty: Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
Claire: [takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
Betty: Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
Claire: [takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
Claire: This is the first time I've been to one of these parties sober. I used to always think there were twice as many people.
Constance: My name is Constance, not "lady."
Ignacio: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Ignacio: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Constance: So you're the one.
Claire: I beg your pardon?
Constance: You're the ho that's been stealing my man.
Claire: It's unlikely that we will have the same man in common. We certainly don't have the same hairdresser.
Claire: I beg your pardon?
Constance: You're the ho that's been stealing my man.
Claire: It's unlikely that we will have the same man in common. We certainly don't have the same hairdresser.
Daniel [to Grace] A woman who likes sex three times a night and doesn't like to cuddle? Where have you been all my life?
Daniel: [leaving a voicemail for Sofia] I have something to tell you... you do take my breath away. You make my heart beat faster. You make my palms sweat... but that doesn't mean I don't love you: it means I do. Sometimes your heart knows things your mind can't explain, and my heart doesn't race for anyone else. I love you, Sofia... This is Daniel, by the way.
Daniel: [seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth -- shoes -- to fill.
Daniel: [to Betty] You've met my family. My mother was arrested for murder, and she's the nice one.
Daniel: Apparently my credit rating is lower than that of most convicted felons.
Daniel: Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?
Very Skinny Woman: It's a lifestyle choice!
Very Skinny Woman: It's a lifestyle choice!
Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?
Betty: The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.
Betty: The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.