Ugly Betty quotes
151 total quotesBetty: It's not like I'm writing "Betty loves Henry" all over my notebook.
Daniel: [pointing to her notebook] Um...
Betty: Shut up.
Daniel: [pointing to her notebook] Um...
Betty: Shut up.
Betty: So, you're new. What happened to Robert?
Gio: I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.
Gio: I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved.
Betty: That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!
Betty: They can't fire us all!
Amanda: Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!
Amanda: Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!
Betty: We get to meet all of our family members and practice our Spanish. Hola comi a tu sobrina.
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
Betty: When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
Betty: You broke up with me.
Walter: For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.
Walter: For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.
Christina [about a patron at a strip club]: That woman is about to marry some fat, bald, pasty-looking dentist. This is her last supper. She is cashing out!
Christina: [referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs.
Daniel: Did she mention anything about God?
Christina: Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!"
Daniel: Did she mention anything about God?
Christina: Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!"
Christina: [referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!
Betty: What?
Christina: Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Betty: Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!
Betty: What?
Christina: Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Betty: Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!
Christina: [telling Santa what she wants for Christmas] A heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc and a brain for Amanda.
Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband.
Amanda: Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.
Christina: He's an insurance auditor.
Amanda: Okay, 5%.
Season Two
Amanda: Ooh, you just got 10% more interesting.
Christina: He's an insurance auditor.
Amanda: Okay, 5%.
Season Two
Christina: I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.
Betty: Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
Betty: Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
Claire [to Wilhelmina]: I'm not fooled by your collagen smile and your plastic ass.