Marnie: (to Antonia) Fate brought us together to fight evil. Did you really think no one was gonna get hurt?

Nan: (to Jessica, who is crying) There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

Nan: Stop. Cut. [points] That is the man we want.
Eric: What? Pam not so good?
Nan: She's fine if you happen to be blind, deaf and an idiot.
Pam: What's idiotic is that the AVI believes the public to be so naive.
Nan: I have proof. Scientific. People are far dumber than they realize.

Sookie: (to Alcide) For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie: [interrupts Eric speaking Swedish] English.
Eric: Her eyes. Her cold, empty eyes. They were reaching into me, emptying me.
Sookie: Okay.
Eric: And it was her, but it wasn't her. She was in a circle, chanting, and everything I was was taken from me.
Sookie: Okay. I'll help you deal with this, but there are some grounds rules that will not be broken or you're on your own. You do not touch me, and you most certainly do not bite me. Oh, forget it.
Eric: I swear.
Sookie: Eric.
Eric: I swear it.
Sookie: All right. Let's go.

Sookie: [surprised by Eric in her bedroom while changing] What the hell! Excuse me?!
Eric: Mmm. Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you pictured in your mind so precisely.
Sookie: Is this another dream? It's been a year, how much of your blood is left in me?
Eric: It's not a dream, I assure you.
Sookie: Then how are you here? I rescinded your invitation.
Eric: You don't own the house anymore. [pulls a key from his pocket] I do.
Sookie: Why would you do that? Why would you buy my house?
Eric: Because I always knew you were alive, and if I own the house well then I would own you. Sookie, you are mine.

Sookie: Eric can daywalk some with the fairy blood, but it makes him drunk as a skunk. He's hammered, and who knows how long he starts to fry. [Alcide-wolf stops by the water] There's no time to rest, we gotta keep moving. Alcide, I know you don't like him, but Pam'll kill me if he dies.
Eric: [bursts out of the water, in full daylight] Hey Sookie! Where've you been? Come, come play with me, it's wonderful here. I am Ægir, god of the sea, and you are Rán, my sea goddess.
Sookie: There's big gators in there, you crazy Viking! Get on out and let's go home before one of them chomps off your you-know-what.
Eric: Leave the sun and the water? Nope, I'll just kill all the sea monsters! Gators! [taunts]Krokodiler! Show yourselves!
Alcide: [shifts back into human] He really is different.
Eric: [roars, fangs out] Get away from her!
Alcide: Fuck you, she wants me here!
Sookie: Eric, this is Alcide. He's our friend, he's gonna help you. You don't wanna fight him.
Eric: Yes, I do. Now, prepare to die, you stinking dog.
Alcide: Take a shot, you dumb shit fanger.
Sookie: Grow up, you giant babies! [both growl] Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!
Eric: [starts to sizzle and smoke] Ahh, I don't feel so good.
Sookie: [walks into water] Now will you listen to me?
Eric: Sookie, I hurt. My blood is burning.
Sookie: I know, I know. You gotta get...vamp speed. [walking him out of the water/sun]
Eric: I don't wanna go back to the dark. I wanna st...I wanna...Sookie, I don't wanna...

Sookie: You know perfectly well why I smell the way I smell.
Eric: Like wheat and honey and sunlight.
Sookie: Eric, I am not in the mood.
Eric: What are you?

Sookie: You're too quiet. This isn't like you.
Eric: Yes, it is.
Sookie: No, it's not. The real Eric --
Eric: I am real.
Sookie: Yes, you are. I meant the Eric with his memories. Not much gets him down. Sure, he's a rascal and a troublemaker, and most of the time I'd like to smack the smile off his face, but he's a happy vampire.
Eric: I'll never swim in the sun again. Never feel the heat on my skin. Never see the daylight in your hair.
Sookie: Well, the nighttime's not so bad. You've still got the stars in the sky.
Eric: Don't. I'm not a child.
Sookie: I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better.
Eric: You think I'm weak.
Sookie: No.
Eric: You want the Eric who doesn't feel.
Sookie: It's not that.
Eric: If you kiss me, I promise to be happy.
Sookie: [smiles] No.
Eric: [smiles back] Why? it's only a kiss.

Tara: (to her girlfriend) Everyone who's ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain't a long list, but it's a bad one to be on.

Terry: Men without souls do not cry.

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!

[Eric sneaks into Sookie's bedroom. She wakes with a start to see him leaning over her, fangs out, and he pulls back.]
Sookie: Eric, what the hell?!
Eric: Uh...I had a bad dream.