[At Ryans goodbye dinner.]
Sandy: Honey, this homemade pah tai is delicious, keep cooking like this we'll save a bundle on takeout.
Kirsten: Oh thank you. I hope everybody likes it, i used tofu instead of shrimp.
Marissa: Its fine by me, i think I've kinda gone off of seafood for a while.
Sandy: I for one I love the tofu, tofuna, tofurkey, tobagel with cream tocheese. (Looks around) Too much.
Seth: It was a valiant effort.

[Ryan and Seth come into the kitchen for breakfast.]
Ryan: Where's all the cereal?
Kirsten: Oh, I guess we're out.
Seth: There's no bagels either.
Kirsten: I thought we'd try something new.
Seth: Mom, listen to me. I know this whole "Cooking with Kirsten" thing is helping you keep focused. But you can not preempt a man's regularly scheduled breakfast. It is a sacred routine.

[Ryan gets out of his car after Marissa has directed them to a model home.]
Ryan: Okay... This looks familiar.
Marissa: Yeah, well, it shouldn't. They rebuilt it completely after you burned it down.

[Seth, Summer, Ryan, and Marissa are in the diner, discussing how they're going to help Johnny.]
Seth: If any of you were remotely Jewish, I would just say we could pool our bar mitzvah money, but... Holy crap, that's it.
Summer: What's it?
Ryan: No, no, no, no, no.
Seth: Yes.
Ryan: No way, dude.
Seth: Yes way, dude.
Ryan: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not having it.
Summer: Having what?
Seth: A bar mitzvah.
Summer: Ryan gets a bar mitzvah. Now that is funny.
Ryan: Yeah. Summer's laughing.
Seth: No, that's just gas.
[Summer slaps Seth.]
Seth: Now, listen to me. This wouldn't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. You know what this would be? Wait for it... A Chrismukkah bar mitzvahkkah. Spell that, dude.
Ryan: That's crazy.
Seth: Yeah, so crazy it just might work.