[Seth, Summer, Ryan, and Marissa are in the diner, discussing how they're going to help Johnny.]
Seth: If any of you were remotely Jewish, I would just say we could pool our bar mitzvah money, but... Holy crap, that's it.
Summer: What's it?
Ryan: No, no, no, no, no.
Seth: Yes.
Ryan: No way, dude.
Seth: Yes way, dude.
Ryan: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not having it.
Summer: Having what?
Seth: A bar mitzvah.
Summer: Ryan gets a bar mitzvah. Now that is funny.
Ryan: Yeah. Summer's laughing.
Seth: No, that's just gas.
[Summer slaps Seth.]
Seth: Now, listen to me. This wouldn't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. You know what this would be? Wait for it... A Chrismukkah bar mitzvahkkah. Spell that, dude.
Ryan: That's crazy.
Seth: Yeah, so crazy it just might work.

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