The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSummer: Hey, guys, can't talk. I have to go see Dr. Kim.
Seth: You in trouble?
Summer: Uh, no. I have to change my college file. I got my SAT score.
Seth: Summer, we got our SAT scores back months ago.
Summer: Well, I took mine late. There was a Valley marathon the first time around.
Ryan: Oh. How'd you do?
Seth: Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.
Summer: I got a 2300.
[Ryan and Seth stare at her, dumbfounded.]
Summer: What? That bad?
Seth: You in trouble?
Summer: Uh, no. I have to change my college file. I got my SAT score.
Seth: Summer, we got our SAT scores back months ago.
Summer: Well, I took mine late. There was a Valley marathon the first time around.
Ryan: Oh. How'd you do?
Seth: Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.
Summer: I got a 2300.
[Ryan and Seth stare at her, dumbfounded.]
Summer: What? That bad?
Summer: I will join the synchronized swim team, do rhythmic gymnastics, shot-put, collect stamps, march for women's rights, free animals from laboratories. You know, I will even read comic books with Cohen and his wack pack of social maladjusts. But, drama club: no.
Summer: Is everything OK at home?
Seth: Sandy Cohen and I got a little man-boy lovin' going on.
Seth: Sandy Cohen and I got a little man-boy lovin' going on.
Summer: Oh, I love helping sick people. It's just they kept making me sick. So I've been reassigned to gun-shot victims, 'cause you can't catch one of those.
Summer: Ready to go? It's the third day of the Pride and Prejudice miniseries in English class.
Seth: Summer, the show you are about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. It's got sisters, lies and bosoms.
Seth: Summer, the show you are about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. It's got sisters, lies and bosoms.
Summer: She's Taylor Townsend. She's, like, the Carl Rove of our school.
Seth: So you can take Carl Ro- you know who Carl Rove is?
Summer: Yeah, my step-mom sometimes naps in front of CNN. I hear things as I'm dragging her off to bed.
Seth: So you can take Carl Ro- you know who Carl Rove is?
Summer: Yeah, my step-mom sometimes naps in front of CNN. I hear things as I'm dragging her off to bed.
Summer: Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?
Seth: Dry cereal from a box and black coffee.
Seth: Dry cereal from a box and black coffee.
Summer: There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world.
Summer: What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.
Seth: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.
Summer:Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
Seth: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.
Summer:Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour -- God, that is so freakin hot! In a mythic, biblical, Samurai, western kind of way.
Summer: You guys ever wonder what life would be like if Atwood never came here?
Marissa: I definitely never would've talked to Seth.
Summer: Ah, hell no. Me either.
Ryan: See, you owe me one, buddy.
Seth: Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.
Marissa: I definitely never would've talked to Seth.
Summer: Ah, hell no. Me either.
Ryan: See, you owe me one, buddy.
Seth: Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.
Taylor: But if I can leave you all with one final word of advice: Illegitimis nil carborundum. Don't let the bastards get you down!
The tour guide: Kumar? Your name is Kumar?
Seth: Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I'm half Indian, I'm half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.
Seth: Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I'm half Indian, I'm half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.
Volchok: I asked you for clothes, not opinions. You chicks and your opinions, man.