The O.C. quotes

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Seth: I can't believe she beat me.
Ryan: I can. Can we eat now?
Seth: Absolutely not. I won't go down like that. These people look up to me. I'm like a god to them.

Seth: I don't believe it, Ryan. Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten.
Ryan: You okay with that?
Seth: Yeah. I just feel like the rest of the world's finally caught up to me. It's a little bit scary.
Ryan: Yeah, it's a lot scary.
Seth: Tell me I'm still special.

Seth: I have a mop, Ryan!
Ryan: You got a mop, Bro!

Seth: I need you help. I have a little quagmire to... un-quag.

Seth: I should apologize. It's just my pride.
Ryan: What pride?
Seth: Yeah I guess there's nothing standing in my way.

Seth: I think closure's overrated. I'm more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.

Seth: I think one day, pretty soon, we're all gonna have a good laugh about this. Ha ha ha. I know that day feels far off, but comedy is just tragedy plus time.

Seth: I'm back, Ryan. Cohen classic. Red, white and me.

Seth: I'm like a monster, dude, I'm all I think about. And not in a good way.
Ryan: There's a good way?

Seth: I'm so screwed. Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. I get mad, I turn into, like, a 75-year-old yenta... named Sylvia.

Seth: I've redefined rock-bottom several times tonight.

Seth: If you're alone, cough twice.
Ryan: I'm alone.

Seth: It's a story as old as time, really. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy finds out that girl is surrogate mother's illegitimate half-sister.
Sandy: I'm guessing it's too soon to joke, Seth. Even for a Cohen.

Seth: Listen, I love girls and I love comics. But the two do not mix, okay? It's gonna be, like, "Let's make their outfits cuter..."

Seth: Man, I said I wanted to marry her, not date her. Okay?