The O.C. quotes

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Sandy: There's a doctor coming here this afternoon. He's gonna help us stage an intervention.
Seth: What? Is this, like, an After-school Special?

Sandy: We cannot fight a war on multiple fronts. Have we learned nothing from the Nazis?

Sandy: Yeah, while I'm harboring a fugitive I'll go score some pot on the street.

Seth: [passing out flyers] Hey, guys. Comic Book League. Check it out. We're gonna to be getting into the issues. The stuff that matters. You know what I mean? Today's topic: capes. Fey, or kinda cool?

Seth: [singing] Moses and Jesus, they both had beards...

Seth: All this time I thought you were a nice guy.
Zach: Wake up, I'm a water-polo player, we're never nice guys.

Seth: Are you thinking of going undercover? A high school sting operation? Because that would be very 21 Jump Street of you.
Ryan: Whatever it takes.
Seth: Yeah, okay. I get to be Richard Grieco.

Seth: Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Lindsey: It's a little soon to joke.
Seth: Not for us Cohens. It's what we do. Laugh through our tears. Make jokes inappropriately soon after a traumatic event. Sometimes we'll just make the joke during the traumatic event.

Seth: Did I say "slept in a tent"? What I mean to say is that they repented for Lent.

Seth: Eureka, Ryan -- I can't believe I just said "Eureka" -- that's it!

Seth: He doesn't exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless that bag of his is like Mary Poppins'... I wish I'd never made that reference.

Seth: Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to Mrs. Cent.

Seth: Holy '80s teen comedy plot!

Seth: How is it that Ryan and Marissa are now the functional couple?
Summer: Oh, my God, we cannot be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa. We're monsters.
Seth: I like monsters.

Seth: I appreciate you selling me my boat back. When I sold it I was in desperate straits. Low blood sugar. No snacks.