The O.C. quotes

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Kirsten: "Aspirational"? Is that even a word?

Kirsten: [offering Hailey a muffin] Pumpkin muffin?
Sandy: Yes, darling?

Kirsten: [to Julie] Oh my. There's so much you here.

Kirsten: Doesn't Seth look rad?
Sandy: Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.

Kirsten: For your punishment, I control the radio on the way home.
Carter: No. No one who has won on American Idol ever sings in my car.

Kirsten: Have you seen Seth?
Sandy: Well, I've smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me.

Kirsten: He's a consultant.
Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague?
Kirsten: He knows people.
Sandy: You did it. That was a little more vague.

Kirsten: How many wines have we tasted?
Carter: According to my notes [checks notes], I stopped taking notes.
Kirsten: Should we fire ourselves for drinking on the job?
Carter: Drinking was the job. And I did my job really well, because I'm hammered.

Kirsten: I am never throwing another party again.
Sandy: Oh, honey, don't tease.

Kirsten: I couldn't help but notice that you wanted to talk to Seth.
Ryan: Oh, did I?
Kirsten: Well, since he's out of town and he's gonna be moving out next semester, you're gonna need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job.
Ryan: Oh. Uh, yeah, well, that's... very thoughtful.
Kirsten: So... how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind, or...?
Ryan: Uh, usually you talk about yourself and I solve my problems on my own.

Kirsten: I have my secret recipe: takeout.

Kirsten: I thought you two were getting along really well.
Julie: What makes you say that?
Kirsten: Last week, when you said you and Jimmy were getting along really well.

Kirsten: Is everything okay?
Ryan: Yeah, it's fine.
Theresa: I'm pregnant.
Seth: Well, except for that.

Kirsten: Look, nobody has been crushed by our dad more than me.
Lindsay: Hey, now there's a club I want to join.

Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.
Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. I am on fire.