The O.C. quotes

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Kirsten: Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.
Seth: Okay. If this has to do with the rug, though, I just wanted to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it.
Kirsten: What about the rug?
Seth: I'm gonna go now.

Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high.
Caleb: She's high?
Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.
Caleb: So, she's on uppers?

Kirsten: So your Grandpa's broke.
Seth: Ryan and Marissa don't go to school any more.
Ryan: Jimmy Cooper just sailed out of town again.
Seth: I got two months of detention.
Sandy: That's the great thing about this place. Nothing ever happens.

Kirsten: Then it's back to the Newport Group, business as usual?
Sandy: Well, how ‘bout not? I went back to my old office, the place looked worse than ever. The guy in there was beaten down, exhausted... oh, it was a thing of beauty.

Kirsten: While you're seeing him, maybe we should take a step back.
Lindsay: A step back? So does that mean we're, like, cousins now?

Kirsten: You quit?
Sandy: Or got fired. Quit/got fired.

Kirsten: You're going to prison?
Sandy: Oh, just for the day.

Kirsten: You're going. Sandy, this is important to me.
Sandy: You know, there are a lot of things that are important to me that you don't do.
Kirsten: Like what?
Sandy: Like golfing. Lots of couples golf together.
Kirsten: Shortly before dying of old age.
Sandy: Surfing. How many times have I tried to get you in the ocean?
Kirsten: With the fish? Uh!
Sandy: And still I'm patient. I'm forgiving.
Kirsten: You're joking?
Sandy: I patiently put up with your father.
Kirsten: You're eligible for sainthood any day now.

Kirsten: You're making crepes?
Ryan: Yeah. Taylor sent Kaitlin a griddle from France.
Kaitlin: With a super-long note about how I need to broaden my breakfast horizons. She's 6,000 miles away and still annoying.

Lance: Actually, I have something for you.
Julie: Yeah? Last time you gave me something, I drank cranberry juice for a week.

Lance: Jules -- how the hell did you find me?
Julie: Well, it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voilà.

Lance: No pre-nup?
Julie: I think a porn scandal more than nullifies that.

Lindsay: Every kid grows up, stops believing in Santa... I stopped believing in my dad.

Lindsay: If it makes you feel any better, I didn't even think I liked you until I thought I lost you.

Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less.
Ryan: I have the same one.